Eternal Sunshine #124

May 2017

By Douglas Kent 911 Irene Drive, Mesquite, TX  75149

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Welcome to the latest issue of Eternal Sunshine.  One game left and then we’re done.  See you in June.


Eternal Sunshine Game Section


Diplomacy, “Milk and Trash”, 2015A, W 11/S 12


Austria (Jack McHugh – jwmchughjr “of” A Armenia – Ankara, A Bohemia – Vienna,

 A Bulgaria Supports A Serbia – Greece, F Eastern Mediterranean Hold, A Galicia – Rumania, A Serbia – Greece,

 A Silesia Hold, A Syria – Smyrna, A Trieste Supports A Tyrolia – Venice, A Tyrolia - Venice.

England (Mark Firth – mogcate “of” Build A Edinburgh, Build F London..

 F Baltic Sea Convoys A Denmark – Livonia, A Denmark – Livonia, A Edinburgh – Denmark,

 F Gulf of Lyon Supports A Burgundy – Marseilles, F Ionian Sea - Adriatic Sea, F London - English Channel,

 F Naples Supports F Tunis - Ionian Sea, F North Sea Convoys A Edinburgh – Denmark, A St Petersburg – Moscow,

 F Tunis - Ionian Sea, F Tyrrhenian Sea Supports F Tunis - Ionian Sea.

Germany (Jim Burgess – jfburgess “of” Build A Kiel.. A Berlin Supports A Ruhr – Munich,

 A Burgundy – Marseilles, A Kiel Supports A Ruhr – Munich, F Livonia - Gulf of Bothnia, A Moscow – Ukraine,

 A Munich – Tyrolia, A Piedmont – Tuscany,  A Prussia - Warsaw (*Fails*),

 A Rome Supports A Piedmont – Tuscany, A Ruhr - Munich.

Italy (John Biehljerbil “of” Remove F Apulia.. F Aegean Sea – Constantinople,

 A Venice - Trieste (*Dislodged*, retreat to Apulia or Piedmont or OTB).

Russia (Kevin Wilson – ckevinw “of” Ret A Moscow-OTB..

 A Warsaw Supports A Galicia - Ukraine (*Void*).


Deadline for F 12 is May 30th at 7am my time






Bleeding Gums-Pastrami Head: YOU were the one who insisted on WASTING two units "watching" France and I warned you SEVERAL TIMES this was not only a waste of our limited resources but a bad strategy. You ignored me, as you did throughout this entire game, then proceeded to blame me for your own stupid choices.


I will take your advice to heart, however, and will relieve you of your last two centers.


BAVARIAN PASTRIES to ITALIAN PASTRAMI: Yeah, well, it's kinda late now to worry about the Turkish issues, I agree, just ignore Jack anyway, all he knows how to do is whine....


BOOB to FLAP JACK: It is as it is, sorry....


Ita - Ger: So much for your lie that you play to win. All you have done assisted England. You suck.


Ita - Eng: You could have gone for a win yourself (you suck as a player by not even attempting it)


Ita - Aus:  I already said why you suck.


Ita - AEG: You make a horrid omelette. Have your sucky draw since you  can't understand the object of the game (as stated in the rules)


BOOB to DOUG: Yeah, no more back surgery for me, though it's still a problem, we're trying to be patient, back in the hospital again, hoping to make some fast progress.


Doug – Boob: One of my sisters has had multiple back surgeries.  Now she’s looking at another to undo some of what was first done years ago.  I think she regrets ever having any of them.


BOOB to DOUG ON THE HOUSEHOLD: Hope all is calm now, and you're recovering OK!!!


Doug – Boob: I’m sleeping in my own bed again, and I have privacy.  Those are both positives.  Now where does privacy cross into seclusion?  I haven’t had a date since September and prospects are slim at the moment.  I am just treading water so eventually I will swim or sink.


Meanwhile poor Beauregard was put down last week, although I didn’t attend since I hadn’t seen him in months and it was agreed he would either not know who I was or would be too excited.  Better to let him go peacefully.