Eternal Sunshine #88

May 2014

By Douglas Kent 911 Irene Drive, Mesquite, TX  75149

Email: diplomacyworld@yahoo.com or dougray30@yahoo.com

On the web at http://www.whiningkentpigs.com – or go directly to the Diplomacy section at http://www.whiningkentpigs.com/DW/.  Also be sure to visit the official Diplomacy World website which can be found at http://www.diplomacyworld.net. 

All Eternal Sunshine readers are encouraged to join the free Eternal Sunshine Yahoo group at http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/eternal_sunshine_diplomacy/ to stay up-to-date on any subzine news or errata.  We also have our own Eternal Sunshine Twitter feed at http://www.twitter.com/EternalSunshDip, and a Facebook group at http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/group.php?gid=112223650909

Check out my new Internet radio station, “Music You Should Know,” at www.live365.com/stations/musicyoushouldknow

 

Quote Of The Month“All the crap and hurt and disappointment.  It’s all being wiped away.” (Joel in “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”)

 

Welcome to Eternal Sunshine, the only zine that sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.  I can tell it sucks because nobody EVER signs up for my game openings.  Pretty soon I’ll cancel them all, and then we’ll be left with just the current games…and if that happens, when they finish the zine goes away.

 

But, this issue we’re going VARIANT CRAZY!  If you check out the game openings I’ve got a pile of variant games available, with rules and maps to many of them printed this issue.  Take a look and sign up!  In the meantime, there’s also the normal Diplomacy opening if you want to stick to what you’re used to….I’d love to get that game filled, and soon!

 

Heath Gardner’s Equinox is still on its brief hiatus while he and his wife recover from the upheaval of the sudden death of their beloved dog, plus a number of other roadblocks and speed bumps.  Poor guy never seems to get a break…so if you want to send him an email of well wishes or “we miss you but take your time getting back” please feel free.  Equinox  WILL return in the next issue or two, and I look forward to continuing my participation in a number of his games.

 

I was going to have a new You Don’t Know Me interview, but with hours to the deadline I am still missing the final set of questions and answers, so that’ll probably not appear until ES #89.  I really need to get on the stick and line up some more.

 

In the past month I received a few more rejection letters from Literary Agents…but I’m still plodding along, hoping to find one who is interested in “It’s Their House; I’m Just a Guest.”  I figure in a month or two I’ll be ready to start more focused work on the next memoir, which will be the one dealing with my marriage to Mara.  As before, I may print versions of some of the chapters here in the zine along the way.

 

Not much else to say right now…Mavericks are holding on against the Spurs, and the Texas Rangers are tied for first place despite having about 50 players on the DL.  So no complaints on the sports front!

 

Now go figure out what game openings you’re gonna sign up for, and I’ll see you in June!

 

Playlist: Blood Test – Kris Delmhorst; Singles 45 and Under – Squeeze; Greatest Hits – James Taylor; Return to Waves – Vanessa Lively.

 

 


 


Hypothetical of the Month

 

Last month, we gave you these hypothetical questions or situations: #1 – A friend has forgotten about a book he loaned you.  You want the book and can’t get another copy.  Do you keep it?  #2 – A professor is failing you as a result of a personality conflict.  You have penetrated the university’s computer.  Do you raise your mark?


 

Heather Taylor – #1 – For awhile, but then I would let them know that I have it and would they be willing to let me buy it from them or trade something for it.

 

#2 – No, cause it would so come back to bite me in the ass…but I could never hack into a computer system…so it really wouldn’t be an issue.

 

Melinda Holley - #1 - No.  I tell my friend that I've always wanted this book and ask if I can buy it from him.  If it's a real friend, he'll do the deal.

 

#2 - No.  In fact, I try to erase all traces that I've been in the university's computer.  I do, however, file a formal complaint with the administration since I'm sure I've kept clear and concise records and have witnesses to back up my story.  If I don't, I'm screwed and need to learn to keep records and witnesses.

 

Andy York - #1 - Not without his agreement, I'd ask and accept whatever he chose. In fact, on Thursday I'm returning three books to the folks that sit behind me at the Round Rock game that they loaned me at the end of last season. I've only been able to find one of them, but I'll keep looking.

 

#2 - Nope, as I wouldn't have penetrated the computer in the first place. If the prof and I had a personality conflict, I'd switch classes early in the semester (more or less the same thing has happened and the switch was successful - in fact more than one person said I wasn't the only one that had difficulties with him). If it was a necessary class, I'd document anything of note and use administrative procedures to handle the situation.

 

Andy Lischett - #1 - No, I don't keep the book. I ask him if he needs it back and - if not - "borrow" it another few years.

 

#2 - Probably not. I've never worried much about grades, even in college, and I don't know the consequences of failing a course. Perhaps one would have to retake it, or take something else to get to the required number of credits. The only way I might hack the computer is if failing that course would mean taking it again with the same professor. Otherwise, I would complain to the prof's boss or bosses (unless I were doing D work, in which case I'd deserve to fail anyway), which might or might not help.

 

Dick Martin - #1 - if i can't get another copy (hello, amazon!) it must be pretty valuable, so no. but i don't rush to return it if i'm going to be reading it soon

 

#2 - no, i don't have any qualms about retaking a class with a different/better prof. besides, if you've penetrated the school computers there are more interesting things you can do than just change a grade. :)

 

Jack McHugh - #1 - No...I'd offer to buy it from him.

 

#2 –Sure--if I'm dishonest enough to hack into the university computer, why wouldn't I be dishonest enough to raise my grade???

 

Rick Desper - #1 - Really weird situation.  For one thing, I'm not into possessing books.  I like books, but the point to a book is to read it, not to possess it.  I'd probably give the book back even if my friend had forgotten about it.

 

#2 - The premise baffles me.  I've never had problems getting good grades, and I've never made a "personality conflict" an excuse for a poor academic performance.  And most of the people I've seen who do such a thing are just in denial about the grade they actually deserve.  This question requires me to suspend disbelief a bit too much.  I cannot imagine being in such a situation.

 

John Biehl - #1 - No, I would not keep the book. I would give it back. It's not mine and somewhere a copy of that book will exist (that I can eventually obtain it). I would alternately, offer to buy the book from my friend as a possible way to gain ownership of it.

 

#2 - I would definitely not alter my grade even though I could surreptitiously via 'hacking a computer'. If I was later caught I might be expelled. Also, the Professor probably gave me the grade I deserved. If there was some doubt or reason for doubting the Professor's fairness because of a 'personality conflict' then the recourse would be to appeal the grade to a third party mediation process.

 

Robin ap Cynan - #1 - Yes. It’s just a book. But if they ask for it back I give it back (not without trying hard to get another copy first)…

 

#2 – Yes- and take out a contract on the Prof to take effect before the marks are published.

 

Tom Howell - #1 - Nah.  Maybe I keep it long enough to read it again before I return it.  If I want it bad enough, I'll be able to turn up another copy somewhere.

 

#2 – Huh?  If I'm failing, it's because I'm not studying enough.  That may be because of a 'personality conflict', but more likely to be because I find the material uninteresting.  As for the computer system's problems, I take those to a friend in the Data Processing center and tell him they need to tighten things up just a bit.

 

Steve Cooley - #1 - No. It's not mine.

 

#2 – No, I use the access to change everyone else's grade to an F. Comedy ensues.

 

For Next Month (For the time being, I am often selecting questions from the game “A Question of Scruples” which was published in 1984 by High Games Enterprises).  Remember you can make your answers as detailed as you wish.: #1 – A childhood friend from overseas is in the country and wishes to visit you.  You have not been in contact for 20 years and have little time or space.  Do you extend your hospitality?  #2 – The person you have been living with hints at suicide if you carry out your intention to leave.  Do you leave as intended?


 

 


The Dining Dead -
The Eternal Sunshine Movie Reviews

 

Seen on DVD and Netflix – Book of Shadows: Blair Witch II (B+, better than I remembered), Stiches the Clown (B+, relist from last month where I forgot the movie since I had excluded “the clown” from the title, a lot of dark humor), Vertigo (B, I keep forgetting this one doesn’t hold up so well), Puppet Master (C-, it was cool when it first came out, now it is just a bore), Sinister (A-, one of the creepier horror films recently), Contracted (B+, lower budget but good performances), The Auction (B+, slow-moving but well-acted), Bloody Birthday (C-, some of the lower end of early 80’s VHS horror), Texas Chainsaw (C+, they lose most of the creepiness of the original), The Hole (B, the ending wasn’t great but the dialogue was spot-on), Chillerama (B+, despite one of the parts being a terrible bore most of the film was great humorous horror), Screamtime (D, three bad movies or TV episodes strung together by more crap), Salinger (B-, not a bad documentary but the point is never well made), The Reverend (C-, a few laughs, mostly a yawner), The Prophecy (C+, I think I am finally tired of this movie, having seen it so many times); Thanatomorphose (B-, strangely interesting film despite the “big message” being lost somewhere), Axed (B-, some dark humor and rather good acting for a film where most of the plot is obvious), To Catch a Thief (B+, makes you wish the world still looked like that).

 


Meet Me In Montauk
The Eternal Sunshine Letter Column

 

Andy York: Getting to ES head of the curve. I hope all's going well in Dallas (it's got to be better than the Rangers home opener yesterday!). Round Rock's first game is Thursday night and I'm looking forward to another season. Should have a lot of major leaguers (Profar, Hamilton, Soto, etc.) doing rehab assignments before they return to Arlington. I'm sort of hoping they'll put Darvish into a rehab game Sat/Sun - that would be great to see!

 

Sorry I didn't get my baseball predictions in on time, too much going on around here sometimes. I'd have chosen the Rangers to go all the way (have to, don't I?). We could see both wild cards teams from the AL West as well.

 

Jim Burgess: I really don't like Columbo all that much, but we've also been watching old episodes of it relatively regularly, along with old episodes of Cannon (which I find more fun, strangely).

 

In the Columbo thingie they used to do, I liked McMillan and Wife and McCloud much better, but we've been watching on the MeTV cable network and they don't have those.

 

[[Banacek was, from what I recall, the most intelligent of all the mystery wheel shows, but it was too complicated for typical viewers.  I’ve been watching some MeTV too, mainly things like Thriller and Alfred Hitchcock when I want some old-style time kill.]]

 

Banacek.... Completely agree, he had an episode with Broderick Crawford and a great one with Peter Marshall as a magician.  I don't remember it as being hard to follow at all, but it didn't last long, only about two seasons.  He didn't hide being greedy and making money.

 

Per Westling: Since I made my list I have watched season 1 of a British TV series, Utopia. Very British, indead. It is one of those Big Conspiracy themes. But it was done in a new way, very nicely done.   It seems HBO will be doing an American version of it, and I can see that the original would probably not work in the US. Maybe the HBO version will be aired later this year.  Anyway, it is hard to know if a new series will stand the test of time, so we'll see if it makes the list in 5 years.

 

 

 

 


Eternal Sunshine Index – ESI

A Scientific Measure of Zine Health

Current Index: 69.13 +0.90%

 

 

 

 

The Eternal Sunshine Index is a stock-market-like index of the zine. You don’t do anything in this game, except write press or commentary on price movements (or why you think your stock should have gone up or down).  I move the prices beginning with next issue based on my own private formula of quantity and quality zine participation (NMR’s, press, columns, etc.).  Any new zine participants become new issues valued at at 50, but the stock for anyone who disappears will remain listed.  The average of all listed stocks will result in the ESI closing value each month, which will be charted issue to issue after we have a few months’ worth of data.  If you don’t like the stock symbol I have assigned you, you may petition the exchange to change it.  Blame Phil Murphy for suggesting this section to me.

 

Market Commentary: While the ESI rally continues, it begins to slow.  Could this be a sign of a top?  Will the NMRs begin to spread?  Or will signups and participation swoop in and save the day?

 


Stock

Price

% +/-

AJK - Allison Kent

82

1.2%

ALM - Hank Alme

45

2.3%

AMB - Amber Smith

0.01

0.0%

AND - Lance Anderson

0.01

0.0%

BAB - Chris Babcock

15

7.1%

BAT - Andy Bate

60

1.7%

BIE - John Biehl

135

1.5%

BLA - Larry Peery

67

3.1%

BRG - Martin Burgdorf

123

1.7%

BWD - Brad Wilson

143

1.4%

CAK - Andy Lischett

123

1.7%

CAL - Cal White

0.01

0.0%

CHC - Chuy Cronin

0.01

0.0%

CIA - Tom Swider

0.01

0.0%

CKW - Kevin Wilson

121

1.7%

CKY - Carol Kay

37

2.8%

DAN - Dane Maslen

117

1.7%

DBG - David Burgess

0.01

0.0%

DGR - David Grabar

0.01

0.0%

DTC - Brendan Whyte

108

1.9%

DUK - Don Williams

75

0.0%

FRD - Fred Wiedemeyer

25

-16.7%

FRG - Jeremie Lefrancois

0.01

0.0%

FRT - Mark Firth

119

1.7%

GAR - Heath Gardner

90

-2.2%

GRA - Graham Wilson

0.01

0.0%

HAP - Hugh Polley

55

1.9%

HDT - Heather Taylor

123

1.7%

HLJ - Harley Jordan

75

-12.8%

JOD - Jeff O'Donnell

30

-14.3%

KMP - Geoff Kemp

112

1.8%

KVT - Kevin Tighe

1

-50.0%

LAT - David Latimer

95

1.1%

LCR - Larry Cronin

0.01

0.0%

MRK - Mark Nelson

0.01

0.0%

MCC - David McCrumb

1

-50.0%

MCR - Michael Cronin

0.01

0.0%

MIM - Michael Moulton

0.01

0.0%

MRC - Marc Ellinger

124

1.6%

OTS - Tom Howell

118

1.7%

PER - Per Westling

125

1.6%

PJM - Phil Murphy

30

-9.1%

QUI - Michael Quirk

24

4.3%

RAC - Robin ap Cynan

79

1.3%

RDP - Rick Desper

125

2.5%

REB - Melinda Holley

130

2.4%

RED - Paraic Reddington

115

-6.5%

RWE - Richard Weiss

178

4.7%

SAK - Jack McHugh

285

3.6%

TAP - Jim Burgess

192

3.8%

VOG - Pat Vogelsang

0.01

0.0%

WAY - W. Andrew York

120

1.7%

WLK - Richard Walkerdine

141

0.0%

WWW - William Wood

0.01

0.0%

YLP - Paul Milewski

166

1.2%


 

 


Where in the World is Kendo Nagasaki?

 

Rules in ES #58.  Send in your guesses.  I’ve played this in Brandon Whyte’s Damn the Consequences a few times and it’s fun, takes only a minute or two each turn, and helps you work your brain!  As soon as this one ends, a new one will begin.

 

ROUND 1


 

 


Hank Alme:

 

Joan Rivers in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

 

Tom Howell:

 

John Cusack in Bangui, Central African Republic

 

Richard Weiss:

 

Oliver Cromwell in Asuncion, Paraguay

 

Kevin Wilson:

 

Edgar Allen Poe in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

 

Andy Lischett:

 

Terry Thomas in Tarrytown, New York

 

Jim Burgess:

 

Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo

 

John Biehl:

 

Sir Francis Drake in Utica, NY

 

Brendan Whyte:

 

Diana Rigg on Wake Island

 

Rick Desper:

 

Chevy Chase in Chevy Chase, Maryland

 

Marc Ellinger:

 

Vladimir Putin in Kiev, Ukraine

 

Jack McHugh:

 

Plato in Lima, Peru

 

Mark Firth:

 

Kim Jong-un  in Torremolinos, Spain


 

Hint to the Person in the Closest Geographical Guess: You’re alive and I am dead.

 

PRESS

 

Richard Weiss: I was really hoping you were trying to mess with our heads by the use of the preposition "on" for the last clue.  One says on tv and on records but not on movies.  Ed Sullivan in Amarillo was the most likely closest, but I still resisted.

 

Richard Weiss:  Andy congratulations.  I appreciate you style of picking a person and a city with the same name.  This time you hit a winner.  I remain curious about your next choice of "Paul Revere," obviously not in the same industry, unless you were thinking of the rock band Paul Revere, as I first thought, until I reviewed the band and found out that no one had that name.  A great misdirection call.

 

Andy Lischett: Weee! I like winning! It was a tossup between Odessa and Lubbock, but Ukraine was all over the news so I picked Odessa.


 

Deadline for Turn 2 is: May 27th at 7am my time

 



Brain Farts: The Only Subsubzine With It’s Own Fragrance

By Jack “Flapjack” McHugh – jwmchughjr@gmail.com

(or just email Doug and he’ll send it to me)

Issue #66

 

 

 

I’m working still, which is a good thing.  But I barely make enough to survive.  Plus it seems like no matter what I do I get screwed over.

 

A few weeks ago I had to go to Jersey City for training.  They paid for a hotel for one night, but no per diem.  And they warned us not to charge anything to the room, even if we planned to pay them back.  I guess it is some kind of accounting hassle for them.  So sorry that somebody might have to do their damn job.

 

So when I checked in at the hotel the chirpy little female behind the counter kept trying to push extra services on me.  And I kept telling her NO, even if they were free. 

 

“Wakeup call?”  “NO!”

 

“Turndown service?”  “NO!”

 

“Shoe shine?”  “NO!”

 

“Dry cleaning service?”  “NO!”

 

Then when I started to walk away, I got paranoid.  What if I hit the wrong buttons on the TV remote and got charged for something?  So I went back to her.

 

“Actually, there is one thing I need.  I want all of the porn and adult movies on my television disabled.”

 

And this beeotch has the nerve to get mad at me!  “That’s disgusting!  All of our adult movies are normal films.  If you want to watch some disabled people having sex you should go to some adult film store.  Sicko!”

 

I can’t win…ever.

 


 

 

 

 

 











 



ZERO SUM, Subzine to Eternal Sunshine, Issue 22       April 27, 2014

 

Published by Richard Weiss. richardweiss@higherquality.com

 

Game Offerings:

  1. World Cup Tournament 

 

Games Being Played:

  1. Where In The World Is Kendo Nagasaki (can always take others)

 

 

 

Where In The World Is Kendo Nagasaki

 

ROUND ONE GUESSES AND THOUGHTS

 

Player

Guess Name

Location

Heath Gardner

Mike Krzyzewski 

At the Hagia Sophia, Istanbul

Jim Burgess

Euripedes

At the Summit of Mt. Fuji, Japan

Kevin Wilson

Sir Edmund Hillary

At the Summit of Mount Everest

Doug Kent

Amadeus Mozart

Ankara, Turkey

 

Clue, from Kendo Nagasaki: You are higher than me, in more ways than one.

 

 

 

ROUND TWO GUESSES AND THOUGHTS

 

Player

Guess Name

Location

Heath Gardner

Jim Burgess

Kevin Wilson

Socrates

Taj Mahal

Doug Kent

Geoffrey Rush

Mt. Ararat

 

Clue, from Kendo Nagasaki: “You are higher than I am.  I am taught to students in the “hard sciences.”

 

 

World Cup Tournament 

 

Deadline for World Cup Tournament entries is 8 AM, Pacific US Time,

Saturday May 24, 2014. 

Press is always welcome.  Write often and early.

Questions are always appreciated.

Early entrants or signing up and providing biting commentary are welcome.

 

Entrants (so far):

1.     Brad Wilson

2.     Geoff Kemp

3.     Per Wrestling

 

 

Send me, by 8 AM Saturday 24 May, richardweiss@higherquality.com:

1.     Your two teams in each of the eight brackets;

2.     Your final four teams;

3.     Select one of your final four teams as the World Cup Champion;

4.     Select one team for lowest goals against average throughout the tournament;

 

 

Getting Points in the First (Bracket) Round: Each entrant picks two teams in each group.  For each game in the first round (the brackets) when a team you selected wins – you get 3 points.  For each game one of your team draws, you get one point.  The points for wins (3) and draws (1) for the entrant’s 16 teams are added up and count toward the final score.  As examples, If Côte d'Ivoire wins three games in the first round, every person who selected them would have earned 9 points.  If Japan had one draw and two losses in that bracket – persons who selected Japan earn one point.

 

Getting Points in the Round of 16 through the Championship Match:  Each entrant picks the final four and the World Cup winner.  For each victory in the Round of 16 and the rest of the way, each time one of the entrant’s final four team’s wins, the entrant gets 3 more points. No one can score points for the World Cup game winner unless he or she picked them. All the points from these games are added to the points gained during the First Round.

 

In case of a tie in total points - there will be a tie breaker.  Each player will select the country in the tournament they expect will have the lowest average goals against them throughout the tournament.  The tied player with the team that had the lowest average goals against, wins.

 

If, after the tie breaker, two or more persons remain tied as co-winners, congratulations.

 


 

Group A

Team

MP

W

D

L

GF

GA

Pts

Brazil

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Croatia

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Mexico

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Cameroon

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

 

Group B

Team

MP

W

D

L

GF

GA

Pts

Spain

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Netherlands

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Chile

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Australia

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

 

 

Group C

Team

MP

W

D

L

GF

GA

Pts

Colombia

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Greece

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Côte d'Ivoire

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Japan

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

 

Group D

Team

MP

W

D

L

GF

GA

Pts

Uruguay

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Costa Rica

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

England

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Italy

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

 

 

Group E

Team

MP

W

D

L

GF

GA

Pts

Switzerland

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Ecuador

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

France

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Honduras

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

 

Group F

Team

MP

W

D

L

GF

GA

Pts

Argentina

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Bosnia and Herzegovina

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Iran

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Nigeria

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

 

Group G

Team

MP

W

D

L

GF

GA

Pts

Germany

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Portugal

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Ghana

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

USA

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

 

Group H

Team

MP

W

D

L

GF

GA

Pts

Belgium

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Algeria

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Russia

0

0

0

0

0

0

0

Korea Republic

0

0

0

0

0

0

0


 






Colonia VII-B by Fred Hyatt (from Harold Reynold’s Badpets page)

 

The basic operating rules are the same as those in the Diplomacy rulebook, with the exception of the variant rules listed below. The game is played on a large map, encompassing the entire world.

Opening Positions

The powers and their opening positions differ from the standard, as one would expect. They are as follows (Colonies are in italics):

Austria: A Vienna, A Budapest, F Trieste, A Surinam, F Tahiti.

China: A Peking, A Xian, A Wuhan, F Amoy.

England: F Edinburgh, F London, A Ecuador, A Nigeria, F Malaya.

France: A Paris, A Bordeaux, F Toulon, A Dakar, A Quebec.

Netherlands: A Antwerp, F Hague, A Florida, A Angola, F Melbourne.

Ottoman: A Izmir, A Jerusalem, A Baghdad, F Istanbul, F Hawaii.

Portugal: A Lagos, F Lisbon, A Alaska, A Brazil, A Goa.

Russia: A Moscow, A Omsk, A Kiev, F St. Petersburg (SC), F Vladivostok, A Cape Colony.

Spain: A Madrid, F Valencia, A Mexico, A Somalia, F Manila.

The game starts in Spring 1750 (A change from Spring 1751 which I'd had before -- May 11, 2003).

Variant Rules

1. Note that the provinces on the eastern edges of the map are the same as those on the western edge. Thus, a fleet could move from Bismarck Sea to South Pacific Ocean to Peru, and vice versa.

2. Those islands that are marked as "neutral supply centres", as well as Island Colonies, may be occupied by an army. An Army dislodged from an island centre may retreat to another island or a mainland province by convoy, provided that there is a Fleet available to make the convoy and that the convoy does not exceed one sea-space. The retreating army and the convoying fleet must be of the same nationality. This rule applies ONLY to Armies dislodged from island centres. For the purposes of this rule, England and Australia are not considered islands.

3. There are certain supply centres that are colonies. Colonies are building centres for whichever Power owns them. For instance, if Ecuador (originally English) is captured by Austria, then next Fall, Austria can build a unit there. They start under the control of the Power with a starting unit placed there. The colonies are: Alaska, Quebec, Florida, Mexico, Ecuador, Surinam, Brazil, Dakar, Nigeria, Angola, Cape Colony, Somalia, Goa, Malaya, Manila, Hawaii, Melbourne, and Tahiti.

4. There are three special supply centres that may be used for building purposes by specified Powers. The centres and Powers are:
Crimea: Russia and Ottoman
Naples: Spain and Austria
Nanking: China
The centres may be used for building only after being occupied. For all other Powers, these centres function as neutral supply centres.

5. The Arctic Ocean and the continent of Antarctica are impassible.

6. The arctic coast of Siberia is passable to Fleets. That is, the moves F Siberia -> Ural and F Ural -> Siberia are legal.

7. A victory shall consist of ownership of 50 Supply Centres or by concession vote. In order for a concession proposal to be approved, the proposal must carry a three-fourths (3/4 or 75%) majority of all Supply Centres, excluding any that are neutral or owned by a power in Civil Disorder. Thus, with all supply centres occupied, Powers controlling 102 centres can end the game by voting to do so.

8. Several land areas have two coasts. The complete list is as follows:

1.    East and West coasts: Arabia, Hanover, Honduras, Mexico, Panama, Papal States, Siam, Yorkshire

2.    North and South coasts: Finland, St Petersburg, Suez

3.    Other combinations: Bulgaria (east, south), Colombia (north, west), Egypt (east, north)

Fleets moving from Naples to Papal States, Yemen to Arabia, Malaya to Siam, Istanbul to Bulgaria, Denmark to Hanover, London to Yorkshire or Edinburgh to Yorkshire must specify to which coast! To be technically correct, one should always specify to which coast of a multi-coast area one is moving a fleet.

9. Denmark, Sweden and Istanbul have only one coast, as in the regular Diplomacy. However, Black Sea is not directly connected to Eastern Mediterranean Sea, nor is Helgoland Bight directly connected to Baltic Sea.

Names and Abbreviations of Areas in Colonia VII-B


Name

Abbrev

Continent

Is a SC?

Original Owner

Adriatic Sea

ADR

Sea

No

.

Afghanistan

AFG

Asia

Yes

.

Alaska

ALA

North America

Yes

Portugal

Algeria

ALG

Africa

No

.

Amazon

AMA

South America

No

.

Amoy

AMO

Asia

Yes

China

Andaman Sea

AND

Sea

No

.

Angola

ANG

Africa

Yes

Netherlands

Antarctic Ocean

ANO

Sea

No

.

Antwerp

ANT

Europe

Yes

Netherlands

Arabia

ARA

Asia

No

.

Arabian Sea

ARS

Sea

No

.

Arafura Sea

AFS

Sea

No

.

Aragon

AGN

Europe

No

.

Argentina

ARG

South America

Yes

.

Armenia

ARM

Asia

No

.

Ashanti

ASH

Africa

No

.

Azores

AZO

Asia

Yes

.

Baghdad

BAG

Asia

Yes

Ottoman

Bahia

BAH

South America

Yes

.

Baltic Sea

BAL

Sea

No

.

Barents Sea

BAR

Sea

No

.

Bavaria

BAV

Europe

Yes

.

Bay of Bengal

BBG

Sea

No

.

Bay of Biscay

BBI

Sea

No

.

Belem

BEL

South America

Yes

.

Bengal

BEN

Asia

Yes

.

Benin

BNN

Africa

No

.

Bering Strait

BER

Sea

No

.

Bhutan

BHU

Asia

No

.

Bismarck Sea

BIS

Sea

No

.

Black Sea

BLA

Sea

No

.

Bolivia

BOL

South America

Yes

.

Bordeaux

BDX

Europe

Yes

France

Borneo

BOR

Asia

Yes

.

Bosnia

BOS

Europe

No

.

Brazil

BRA

South America

Yes

Portugal

Brittany

BRI

Europe

No

.

Budapest

BUD

Europe

Yes

Austria

Bulgaria

BUL

Europe

Yes

.

Burgundy

BUR

Europe

No

.

Burma

BMA

Asia

Yes

.

California

CAL

North America

Yes

.

Cambodia

CAM

Asia

Yes

.

Canaries

CAN

Sea

No

.

Cape Colony

CAP

Africa

Yes

Russia

Caribbean Sea

CAR

Sea

No

.

Caucasus

CAU

Asia

No

.

Central Atlantic Ocean

CAO

Sea

No

.

Central Pacific Ocean

CPO

Sea

No

.

Ceylon

CEY

Asia

Yes

.

Chile

CHI

South America

No

.

Chinghai

CHG

Asia

No

.

Circars

CIR

Asia

No

.

Colombia

COL

South America

Yes

.

Congo

CON

Africa

Yes

.

Coral Sea

COR

Sea

No

.

Crimea

CRI

Europe

Yes

.

Cuba

CUB

North America

Yes

.

Dakar

DAK

Africa

Yes

France

Denmark

DEN

Europe

Yes

.

Diego Garcia

DIE

Asia

Yes

.

East Atlantic Ocean

EAO

Sea

No

.

East China Sea

ECS

Sea

No

.

East Indian Ocean

EIO

Sea

No

.

East Mediterranean Sea

EMS

Sea

No

.

East Pacific Ocean

EPO

Sea

No

.

Ecuador

ECU

South America

Yes

England

Edinburgh

EDI

Europe

Yes

England

Egypt

EGY

Africa

Yes

.

English Channel

ENG

Sea

No

.

Ethiopia

ETH

Africa

Yes

.

Fezan

FEZ

Africa

Yes

.

Fiji

FIJ

Oceania

Yes

.

Finland

FIN

Europe

No

.

Flanders

FND

Europe

No

.

Florida

FLO

North America

Yes

Netherlands

Gabon

GAB

Africa

Yes

.

Galicia

GAL

Europe

No

.

Ghana

GHA

Africa

Yes

.

Gibraltar

GIB

Sea

No

.

Goa

GOA

Asia

Yes

Portugal

Gobi Desert

GOB

Asia

No

.

Grand Banks

GRA

Sea

No

.

Greece

GRE

Europe

Yes

.

Guam

GUA

Oceania

Yes

.

Gulf of Aden

GAD

Sea

No

.

Gulf of Alaska

GAA

Sea

No

.

Gulf of Calilfornia

GCA

Sea

No

.

Gulf of Guinea

GGU

Sea

No

.

Gulf of Mexico

GME

Sea

No

.

Gulf of Panama

GPA

Sea

No

.

Gulf of Siam

GSI

Sea

No

.

Hague

HAG

Europe

Yes

Netherlands

Hanover

HAN

Europe

Yes

.

Hawaii

HAW

North America

Yes

Ottoman

Helgoland Bight

HEL

Sea

No

.

Hesse

HES

Europe

No

.

Honduras

HON

North America

Yes

.

Hudson Bay

HUD

Sea

No

.

Huelvas

HUE

Europe

No

.

Ifni

IFN

Africa

Yes

.

Ionian Sea

ION

Sea

No

.

Ireland

IRE

Europe

Yes

.

Irish Sea

IRI

Sea

No

.

Istanbul

IST

Asia

Yes

Ottoman

Iwo Jima

IWO

Oceania

Yes

.

Izmir

IZM

Asia

Yes

Ottoman

Japan

JAP

Asia

Yes

.

Java

JAV

Asia

Yes

.

Jehol

JEH

Asia

No

.

Jerusalem

JEM

Asia

Yes

Ottoman

Kalahari

KAL

Africa

No

.

Kamerun

KAM

Africa

Yes

.

Kashmir

KAS

Asia

No

.

Katanga

KAT

Africa

No

.

Kazakhstan

KAZ

Asia

No

.

Kenya

KEN

Africa

Yes

.

Khandesh

KHA

Asia

Yes

.

Kiev

KIE

Europe

Yes

Russia

Korea

KOR

Asia

Yes

.

Kwangtung

KWA

Asia

No

.

Lagos

LAG

Europe

Yes

Portugal

Laos

LAO

Asia

No

.

Leon

LEO

Europe

No

.

Libya

LIB

Africa

No

.

Ligurian Sea

LIG

Sea

No

.

Lisbon

LIS

Europe

Yes

Portugal

Lithuania

LIT

Europe

No

.

London

LON

Europe

Yes

England

Louisiana

LOU

North America

Yes

.

Madrid

MAD

Europe

Yes

Spain

Mahratta

MAH

Asia

Yes

.

Malagasy

MAL

Africa

Yes

.

Malay Sea

MLS

Sea

No

.

Malaya

MLA

Asia

Yes

England

Manaus

MNS

South America

No

.

Manchuria

MAN

Asia

Yes

.

Manila

MNL

Asia

Yes

Spain

Manitoba

MBA

North America

Yes

.

Massachusetts

MAS

North America

Yes

.

Matto Grosso

MAT

South America

No

.

Melbourne

MEL

Australia

Yes

Netherlands

Mexico

MEX

North America

Yes

Spain

Mid-Atlantic Ocean

MAO

Sea

No

.

Missouri

MIS

North America

No

.

Mongolia

MON

Asia

Yes

.

Morocco

MOR

Africa

Yes

.

Moscow

MOS

Europe

Yes

Russia

Mozambique

MOZ

Africa

Yes

.

Nanking

NAN

Asia

Yes

.

Naples

NAP

Europe

Yes

.

Natal

NAT

Africa

Yes

.

Nepal

NEP

Asia

Yes

.

New Guinea

NWG

Asia

Yes

.

New Zealand

NWZ

Australia

Yes

.

Nigeria

NIG

Africa

Yes

England

Nizam

NIZ

Asia

Yes

.

North Atlantic Ocean

NAO

Sea

No

.

North Pacific Ocean

NPO

Sea

No

.

North Sea

NTH

Sea

No

.

Norway

NOR

Europe

Yes

.

Norwegian Sea

NWG

Sea

No

.

Nubia

NUB

Africa

No

.

Numidia

NUM

Africa

Yes

.

Ohio

OHI

North America

Yes

.

Omsk

OMS

Asia

Yes

Russia

Ontario

ONT

North America

Yes

.

Oregon

ORE

North America

Yes

.

Panama

PAN

North America

No

.

Papal States

PPS

Europe

Yes

.

Paraguay

PGY

South America

No

.

Paris

PAR

Europe

Yes

France

Patagonia

PAT

South America

No

.

Peking

PEK

Asia

Yes

China

Persia

PER

Asia

Yes

.

Persian Gulf

PNG

Sea

No

.

Peru

PRU

South America

Yes

.

Philippine Sea

PHI

Sea

No

.

Poland

POL

Europe

Yes

.

Polynesia

PYA

Sea

No

.

Prussia

PSA

Europe

No

.

Punjab

PUN

Asia

No

.

Quebec

QUE

North America

Yes

France

Rabaul

RAB

Oceania

Yes

.

Recife

RIC

South America

Yes

.

Red Sea

RED

Sea

No

.

Rhineland

RHI

Europe

No

.

Ross Sea

ROS

Sea

No

.

Rumania

RUM

Europe

Yes

.

Sahara

SAH

Africa

No

.

Samoa

SAM

Oceania

Yes

.

Sargasso Sea

SAR

Sea

No

.

Savoy

SAV

Europe

Yes

.

Saxony

SAX

Europe

No

.

SE Atlantic Ocean

SEA

Sea

No

.

Sea of Japan

SOJ

Sea

No

.

Sea of Okhotsk

SOO

Sea

No

.

Siam

SIA

Asia

Yes

.

Siberia

SIB

Asia

No

.

Silesia

SIL

Europe

No

.

Sinkiang

SIN

Asia

Yes

.

Solomon Sea

SOL

Sea

No

.

Somali Sea

SOS

Sea

No

.

Somalia

SOM

Africa

Yes

Spain

South China Sea

SCS

Sea

No

.

South Indian Ocean

SIO

Sea

No

.

South Pacific Ocean

SPO

Sea

No

.

St Petersburg

STP

Europe

Yes

Russia

Subic Bay

SUB

Sea

No

.

Sudan

SUD

Africa

Yes

.

Suez

SUE

Africa

No

.

Sumatra

SUM

Asia

Yes

.

Surinam

SUR

South America

Yes

Austria

SW Atlantic Ocean

SWA

Sea

No

.

Sweden

SWE

Europe

Yes

.

Switzerland

SWI

Europe

No

.

Szechuan

SZE

Asia

No

.

Tahiti

TAH

Oceania

Yes

Austria

Taiwan

TAI

Asia

Yes

.

Tanganyika

TAN

Africa

No

.

Tarawa

TAR

Oceania

Yes

.

Tasman Sea

TAS

Sea

No

.

Taureg

TAU

Africa

Yes

.

Texas

TEX

North America

Yes

.

Tibet

TIB

Asia

Yes

.

Timbuktu

TBK

Africa

Yes

.

Timor Sea

TIM

Sea

No

.

Togo

TOG

Africa

Yes

.

Toulon

TOU

Europe

Yes

France

Trieste

TRI

Europe

Yes

Austria

Tunis

TUN

Africa

Yes

.

Turkestan

TUR

Asia

No

.

Uganda

UGA

Africa

Yes

.

Ural

URA

Asia

No

.

Uzbekistan

UZB

Asia

No

.

Valencia

VAL

Europe

Yes

Spain

Vancouver

VAN

North America

Yes

.

Venezuela

VZA

South America

Yes

.

Venice

VEN

Europe

Yes

.

Vienna

VIE

Europe

Yes

Austria

Virginia

VIR

North America

Yes

.

Vladivostok

VLA

Asia

Yes

Russia

Volta

VOL

Africa

Yes

.

Wake

WAK

Oceania

Yes

.

West Atlantic Ocean

WAO

Sea

No

.

West Indian Ocean

WIO

Sea

No

.

West Indies

WIN

North America

No

.

West Mediterranean Sea

WMS

Sea

No

.

West Pacific Ocean

WPO

Sea

No

.

Western Desert

WES

Australia

No

.

Wuhan

WUH

Asia

Yes

China

Xian

XIE

Asia

Yes

China

Yellow Sea

YEL

Sea

No

.

Yemen

YEM

Asia

Yes

.

Yorkshire

YOR

Europe

No

.

Yukon

YUK

North America

No

.

Zambia

ZAM

Africa

Yes

.


 

I have a four-part map available if you want to make it easier to see every space.  But the best place to get a selection of maps is the Badpets web page.  Colonia VII-B can be found there at http://www.badpets.net/Diplomacy/Colonia_VIIB/index.html

 

 



Game Openings

Diplomacy (Black Press – Permanent Opening in ES): Signed up: Paul Milewski, Arthur Shulman, Brad Wilson, Mark Firth, Jack McHugh, needs two more.

1898 (Black Press): Randy Davis designed this simple variant.  Rules in ES #87.  Signed up: Richard Weiss.  Jack McHugh, needs 5 more.

Balkan Wars VI (Black Press): Fast-paced variant with no season separations.  Rules and map in this issue.    Signed up: Jack McHugh, needs five more 

Middle Eastern Diplomacy (Black Press): Phil Reynolds’ seven-player variant prompted by the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait in 1990.  A minimal number of neutral centers.  Rules and map in this issue.  Signed up: Jack McHugh, needs six more. 

1499: The Italian Wars (Black Press): David McCrumb’s fast five-player variant.  A favorite of mine.  Rules and map in this issue.  Signed up: Jack McHugh, needs 4 more. 

Colonia VII-B (Black Press): Fred Hyatt’s true wraparound global variant.  VII-B was the final version he released; VI was quite popular, and VII and VII-B had some minor tweaks.  I once had a zine that only ran Colonia VII-B, Grand Hyatt.  Rules and map in this issue.  Signed up: Jack McHugh, needs 8 more.

Acquire: Can take up to six players.  Signed up: Hank Alme, Tom Howell, Ricvhard Weiss, can take up to three more.  Let’s get one more so we can start!  This game may move by email turn by turn instead of simultaneous.

By Popular Demand: Back to the regular BPD instead of BAPD.  Join at any time.  I am considering using the Dane Maslen version next time, where one answer must be five letters long, and every other answer must begin with one unique letter of the key word.  Or perhaps running tow games, one normal and one that way.

Eternal Sunshine Movie Quote Quiz: Join anytime, new game beginning.  Switching back to photos now!

Where in the World is Kendo Nagasaki?: Rules in ES #58.  Join anytime!  Also a SECOND game being run by Heath Gardner in his subzine Equinox and a THIRD game in The Abyssinian Prince and a FOURTH game in Zero Sum!

Coming Soon: Kremlin, Fog of War Diplomacy, Stonehenge IV, Aberration.  If you’re interested in one of these variants, or have a suggestion, let me know.  My signups are getting slower and slower lately.  When player interest in games completely dies, I’ll probably fold the whole zine and disappear.

Standby List: HELP!  I need standby players! – Current standby list: Richard Weiss, Jim Burgess (Dip only), Hank Alme, Martin Burgdorf, Paul Milewski (Dip only), Brad Wilson (including Woolworth), Chris Babcock, Marc Ellinger, Heath Gardner, Jack McHugh, and whoever I beg into it in an emergency.

 

 

 

 

Eternal Sunshine Game Section

 

Diplomacy “Dulcinea” 2008C, F 28

Austria (Martin Burgdorfmartin_burgdorf “of” hotmail.com): A Brest Supports A Burgundy - Gascony

 (*Cut*), A Burgundy - Gascony (*Disbanded*), A Paris Supports A Brest.

England (Hank Almealmehj “of” alumni.rice.edu): F Barents Sea Hold, A Belgium – Burgundy,

 A Galicia – Vienna, A Holland – Belgium, F Kiel Hold, A Munich Supports A Belgium – Burgundy,

 F North Atlantic Ocean Hold, F North Sea Hold, F Norwegian Sea Hold, A Picardy - Brest (*Fails*),

 A Ruhr Supports A Belgium – Burgundy, A St Petersburg Hold, A Warsaw Hold.

Turkey (Jim Burgess – jfburgess “of” gmail.com): F Aegean Sea Hold,

 A Bohemia Supports A Galicia – Vienna, A Budapest Supports A Galicia – Vienna, F Eastern Mediterranean Hold,

 F English Channel Supports A Picardy – Brest, F Gascony Supports A Picardy - Brest (*Cut*), F Ionian Sea Hold,

 F Marseilles Supports A Spain, A Piedmont Supports F Marseilles, F Portugal Hold, F Prussia Hold,

 A Rumania - Galicia (*Bounce*), A Silesia - Galicia (*Bounce*), A Spain Supports F Gascony,

 A Tyrolia Supports A Galicia – Vienna, F Tyrrhenian Sea Hold, F Western Mediterranean Hold.

 

W 28/S 29 Deadline is May 27th at 7:00am my time

 

Supply Center Chart

 

Austria:            Brest, Paris=2, Even

England:          Belgium, Berlin, Denmark, Edinburgh, Holland, Kiel, Liverpool, London, Moscow,

Munich, Norway, St Petersburg, Sweden, Vienna, Warsaw=15, Build 2

Turkey:            Ankara, Budapest, Bulgaria, Constantinople, Greece, Marseilles, Naples, Portugal,

Rome, Rumania, Serbia, Sevastopol, Smyrna, Spain, Trieste, Tunis, Venice=17, Even

 

PRESS

 

(JIM-BOB PLEADS FOR PATIENCE): Patience, grasshopper, not much longer now.

 

 

Dulcinea” Diplomacy Bourse

 

 

Billy Ray Valentine: Probably in his limousine.

 

Duke of York: Stands pat.

 

Smaug the Dragon: Snore.

 

Rothschild: Sells 500 Pounds.  Buys 368 Piastres.

 

Baron Wuffet: Zip.

 

Wooden Nickel Enterprises: Sells 36 Pounds.  Buys 27 Piastres.

 

VAIONT Enterprises: Resting his eyes.

 

Insider Trading LLC: Grand Jury hearing.

 

Bourse Master: Stands pat.

 

PRESS

 

(YORK to NWE): Thank you very much.

 

WNE to York:  Ain't enough turns left to straighten this out...

 

Next Bourse Deadline is May 26th at 7:00pm my time

 


Diplomacy “Jerusalem” 2012A, W 09

Seasons Separated by Player Request

 

Austria (Melinda Holley – genea5613 “of” aol.com): Remove A Tyrolia..Has A Venice.

England (John Biehl – jerbil “of” shaw.ca): Build A London..Has F Baltic Sea, A Brest, A Burgundy,

 F English Channel, A Kiel, A London, F Mid-Atlantic Ocean, F North Atlantic Ocean, F Norway, A Paris,

 F Portugal, A Ruhr.

Germany (Heath Gardner - heath.gardner “of” gmail.com): Retreat A Paris-OTB.. Has A Berlin.

Italy (Mark Firth – mark.r.firth “of” capita.co.uk): Has F Gulf of Lyon, A Spain, F Trieste, F Tunis,

 F Western Mediterranean.

Russia (Richard Weiss – richardweiss “of” higherquality.com): Has A Prussia, A Sevastopol,

 A St Petersburg, A Warsaw.

Turkey (Geoff Kemp - ggeoff510 “of” aol.com): Build A Constantinople, A Smyrna.. Has A Bohemia,

 A Constantinople, A Marseilles, A Munich, F Rumania, A Serbia, A Silesia, A Smyrna, F Tuscany,

 F Tyrrhenian Sea, A Vienna.

 

All Draw Proposals Fail

Now Proposed – E/T, E/G/I/R/T.  Please vote.  NVR=No.

S 10 Deadline is May 27th at 7:00am my time

 

 

PRESS

 

London (Apr 1, 1910): King John II wonders how it is the Christian rulers of Europe are allowing the Muslims to succeed where all previous rulers in European history managed to halt the Turkish advance into Europe. England will support fellow Christians to turn back this Islamist tide, God willing.

 

 


Diplomacy “Walkerdine” 2012D, W 05

Seasons Separated by Player Request

 

Austria (paul.milewski “of” hotmail.com): Has A Serbia.

England (Marc Ellinger - mellinger “of” bbdlc.com): Remove A Ukraine, F North Sea..Has F Finland,

 A Livonia, A Moscow, F Norway.

France (Jim Burgess – jfburgess “of” gmail.com): Build F Brest, F Marseilles.. Has A Belgium, F Brest,

 F Ionian Sea, F Liverpool, F Marseilles, F Mid-Atlantic Ocean, F Naples, F Rome, F Tunis, A Tyrolia.

Germany (Steve Cooley – tmssteve “of” gmail.com): Retreat F Norway - St Petersburg(nc).. Build F Kiel..

 Has A Bohemia, A Denmark, F Gulf of Bothnia, F Kiel, A Prussia, A Silesia, F St Petersburg(nc), A Trieste,

 A Vienna, A Warsaw.

Russia (Hank Almealmehj “of” alumni.rice.edu): Has F Adriatic Sea, A Budapest, A Sevastopol.

Turkey (Chris Babcock - cbabcock “of” asciiking.com): Retreat A Bohemia-OTB, F Ionian Sea-OTB,

 A Trieste - Albania.. Build A Smyrna.. Has F Aegean Sea, A Albania, F Greece, A Smyrna, F Venice.

 

Deadline for S 06 is May 27th at 7am my time

 

 

PRESS

 

(FRENCH RULE THE WAVES): Ahoy, mateys!  Anyone call for double digit fleets?  Crazy eights??  He who rules the waves rules....

 

(IF THIS REALLY IS A WALKERDINE GAME THEN): It must be multiplicity!!!!  Anyone recall the rules for Multiplicity, one of the most elegant variants ever designed, as Richard Sharp so stated!  I'm ready to form my multiple fleets!!!  So says the French Admiral.  I'll bet other players would say the same.  As for the sad Austrian, he has no multiplicity to form.

 

 


Black Press Gunboat, “Fred Noonan”, 2013Arb32, F 07

 

England: Retreat F Edinburgh-ORB..No units.

France: A Belgium – Ruhr, A Burgundy Supports A Belgium – Ruhr, F English Channel - North Sea,

 F London Supports F English Channel - North Sea, F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - Western Mediterranean,

 F Norwegian Sea Supports F English Channel - North Sea, A Picardy Supports A Burgundy, F Wales - Liverpool.

Germany: A Berlin – Silesia, F Edinburgh Supports F North Sea, A Holland – Belgium,

 A Munich Supports A Ruhr – Burgundy, F North Sea Supports F Sweden - Norway (*Dislodged*, retreat to

 Holland or Helgoland Bight or Denmark or Skagerrak or Yorkshire or OTB), A Ruhr - Burgundy (*Dislodged*,

 retreat to Kiel or Holland or OTB), F Sweden - Norway.

Italy: F Albania - Ionian Sea, A Bohemia – Galicia, A Budapest - Serbia (*Fails*),

 F Eastern Mediterranean - Smyrna (*Fails*), F Greece - Bulgaria(sc) (*Fails*),

 A Trieste Supports A Budapest – Serbia, A Vienna Supports A Bohemia - Galicia.

Russia: A Livonia Supports A Warsaw – Moscow, A Warsaw - Moscow (*Fails*).

Turkey: Retreat F Greece - Bulgaria(sc).. F Bulgaria(sc) - Greece (*Fails*), F Constantinople - Aegean Sea,

 F Ionian Sea – Naples, A Moscow - Warsaw (*Fails*), A Rumania Supports A Serbia,

 A Serbia Supports F Bulgaria(sc) - Greece (*Cut*), A Sevastopol - Moscow (*Fails*),

 F Smyrna Supports F Constantinople - Aegean Sea (*Cut*), A Ukraine Supports A Moscow - Warsaw.

 

Deadline for W 07/S 08 Will Be May 27th at 7am My Time

 

Supply Center Chart

 

England           None=0, OUT!!

France:            Brest, Liverpool, London, Marseilles, Paris, Portugal, Spain=7, Remove 1

Germany:         Belgium, Berlin, Denmark, Edinburgh, Holland, Kiel, Munich, Norway,

Sweden=9, Build 2 (if room)

Italy:                Budapest, Greece, Rome, Trieste, Tunis, Venice, Vienna=7, Even

Russia:             St Petersburg, Warsaw=2, Even

Turkey:            Ankara, Bulgaria, Constantinople, Moscow, Naples, Rumania, Serbia, Sevastopol,

Smyrna=9, Even

 

 

PRESS

 

(ENGLAND to FRANCE): No more of your nonsense, I won't help you, but you won't help me either.  I shall die honorably.

 

(RUSSIA => FRANCE): Can't you see that your Press is just annoying all of us?  I would rather remove my fleet and leave the North Atlantic to the noble Germans than do anything the likes of you would propose.

 

(ITALY --  FRANCE): I appreciate your continuing to leave our noble DMZ, but I think Turkey has breached it, and I'm completely uninterested in making an enemy of Germany.  You're on your own there.

 

T => R: I should have known better. I could have done more. But now I've got what I always wanted: an Italian home supply center.

 

(GERMANY barely speaks to FRANCE): You would be well advised to be careful whom you call "my friend".

 

Russia - World: This game sucks.

 

(T => R): You are now a mere speck in my imagination.

 

(RUSSIA => TURKEY): I'm sorry if I annoyed you, at this point I'm just trying to survive, any chance we could strike my Russian colours and I could raise Turkish colours as part of a deal of some kind?

 

(ITALY -- TURKEY): Any chance we could reach some rapprochment without you raping my home centers?

 


Diplomacy “Sweet Spot” 2013A, F 06

England (Harold Zarr - skip1955 “of” hotmail.com): A Liverpool – Edinburgh,

 A London - Yorkshire (*Bounce*).

France (Melinda Holley – genea5613 “of” aol.com): A Burgundy Supports A Gascony – Marseilles,

 F English Channel - London (*Fails*), A Gascony – Marseilles, F Holland Supports A Kiel,

 A Kiel Supports A Munich, F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - Spain(sc) (*Fails*), A Munich Supports A Kiel.

Germany (Jack McHugh jwmchughjr “of” gmail.com): No units.

Italy (Heath Gardner - heath.gardner “of” gmail.com): NMR! F Gulf of Lyon Hold, F Ionian Sea Hold,

 A Marseilles Hold (*Dislodged*, retreat to Piedmont or OTB), F North Africa Hold, A Portugal Hold,

 F Spain(sc) Hold, A Trieste Hold, A Tyrolia Hold, A Vienna Hold.

Russia (Chris Babcock – cbabcock “of” asciiking.com ): A Berlin Hold, A Denmark - Yorkshire (*Bounce*),

 F North Sea Convoys A Denmark – Yorkshire, F Norway - Norwegian Sea, A Silesia Supports A Berlin,

 F Skagerrak - Denmark (*Fails*), A Warsaw Hold.

Turkey (Larry Peerypeery “of” ix.netcom.com): F Aegean Sea Supports A Greece,

 A Albania Supports A Greece, A Ankara – Armenia, A Budapest Supports A Galicia,

 A Galicia Supports A Budapest, A Greece Supports A Albania, A Serbia Supports A Budapest.

 

 

F/I/R/T Draw Fails

Now Proposed – F/I/R/T.  Please vote.  NVR=No.

Would Hank Alme (almehj “of” alumni.rice.edu) please standby for Italy?

Deadline for W 06/S 07 Will Be May 27th at 7am My Time

 

Supply Center Chart

 

England:          Edinburgh, Liverpool, London=3, Build 1

France:            Belgium, Brest, Holland, Kiel, Marseilles, Munich, Paris=7, Even

Germany:         None=0, OUT!!

Italy:                Naples, Portugal, Rome, Spain, Trieste, Tunis, Venice, Vienna=8, Even or Remove 1

Russia:             Berlin, Denmark, Moscow, Norway, Rumania, Sevastopol, St Petersburg,

Sweden, Warsaw=9, Build 2

Turkey:            Ankara, Budapest, Bulgaria, Constantinople, Greece, Serbia, Smyrna=7, Even

 

PRESS

 

DIPLOMACY TWICE UPON A TIME ABOARD THE ORIENT EXPRESS

 

By Larry Peery

 

 

 

The first part of this story, DIPLOMACY ONCE UPON A TIME ABOARD THE ORIENT EXPRESS, may be found with the Spring 1904 results for “Reasonland” press for France elsewhere in this issue.

In this, the second part of my story, we continue our celebration of the 130th anniversary of the famous Orient Express train and the opening of a new exhibit at the Paris World Arab Institute devoted to the  Venice Simplon Orient Express train and its history. The big attraction in the exhibit is the four original carriages from a VSOE train of the 1930s.

After Paris the exhibit will move to Liege, Belgium, where the founder of the VSOE, Georges Nagelmackers, a Belgian businessman, was from; and then to Vienna, the original last stop for the train; and finally to Istanbul, the last stop of the train in Europe. So, here we will look at the Orient Express through glasses colored by the peerispective of Turkey in ETERNAL SUNSHINE’S “Sweet Spot,” 2013A in Fall 1906.

But first we need to remind ourselves of three things: 1) In regards to the old Ottoman Empire and its partial successor, the modern state of Turkey, we are talking about two different things. The old Ottoman Empire, often referred to in its decline as “The Sick Man of Europe” was still very much alive and of interest to the Europeans in the time period we are looking at. The Ottomans were Muslims but they were not Arabs, something you will be constantly reminded of if you visit Turkey today. The Ottoman Empire was centered in the traditional “third Rome,” Byzantium, and then Constantinople, and finally Istanbul. Their empire was centered in Turkey but it covered a vast area across North Africa, the Near East, Arabia and the Middle East.

Try as they did the Ottoman/Turks were never really successful in bridging the gap between their Turkish and Arab peoples although they tried to hold their empire together with things like the Orient Express. As we will see they are still trying to resolve this today.  However, do keep in mind that there was and is a big difference between them.

2) There was until recently a difference between the two different trains that make up the Orient Express tradition. This gets confusing even to a train buff but later I’ll direct you to a site that explains the difference between them. For now, just keep in mind that the traditional Orient Express was a train that usually included two classes of carriages and sometimes sleeping and dining cars as well that moved between various points across Europe from Calais as far as Istanbul but the make-up of the trains, the routes and the schedules changed constantly over the last 130 years until recently and today there is no real train that can be called the Orient Express. However, the second train, called the Venice Simplon Orient Express (VSOE for short) is very much alive and the subject of the current exhibit in Paris. This is the luxury train that high end travelers, train buffs, travel writers and investors love to hear about.

There’s more than a passing connection between the VSOE and Diplomacy as we learned in the first part of this story. I, playing Turkey in Sweet Spot, was made aware of this right from the beginning of the game when for no logical reason I decided to send Ankara to Armenia in Spring 1901 and then on to Syria in Fall 1901!  Although completely illogical and done without malice aforethought the move caused a sensation, or at least considerable confusion, among the other players; especially Russia, Austria and the Italians! Plans for a Lepanto or a Reverse Lepanto went out the door as everyone tried to figure out what I was up to. It was all very amusing to me since I didn’t have a clue what I was up to. However, when the game is over I suspect more than one player will agree with me that that dual order in 1901 changed the entire course of the game. Perhaps it was my sub-Freudian side saluting my namesake Lawrence, and his romps through Arabia blowing up Ottoman/Turkish trains, including some of the Orient Express, right and left. Certainly I can remember those great scenes in “Lawrence of Arabia” when the trains went flying.

3) There is also a problem with Taurus and Tarsus and both seem to be used almost inter-changeably, so if you’re searching online try both.

OK, so much for demographics and semantics. On with the story! In this part of the story we are focusing on what was known as the Tarsus Express, the train named for the ancient city known as the home of Paul of Tarsus and a major trading and communications center between Turkey, the Near East (what we think of as the Middle East or Levant today) and the Middle East, and even Egypt by land.  As you can see from the map the carriages, trains, routes, schedules and owners/operators of the various elements of the Tarsus Express changed over time. Still, a study of the history of the Tarsus Express offers a fascinating insight into the history of the Near East and influences us today. Today of course there is a huge difference, trains have been replaced by airplanes and it is aircraft and airports that have the importance that trains and railroads once did. It is no accident that the big buyers of big jets and the builders of big airports are located in countries like Turkey and Abu Dhabi. Where the Tarsus Express once ruled today its Emirates Airlines!

For more information on the Tarsus Express  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurus_Express

 

Let’s begin in Istanbul as it became known in 1453 after the Ottoman conquest. Take a few minutes and look at a map of the city and straits. If you have time look at some of the Rick Steve’s videos on Istanbul, West Turkey, Central Turkey, Eastern Turkey, Israel, Egypt are all helpful. And, of course, in addition to the movies I mentioned in the first part, take time to watch “Lawrence of Arabia” again and its soundtrack makes great background music as you pour over your map.

 

 

The usual panoramic and aerial view shots of Istanbul make it look huge and in some ways it is, but the heart of the city, like most great European cities, is actually quite small. First, orient (There’s that word!) yourself on a larger map so you can see how Istanbul relates to Europe. It’s a whole different perspective from the one you get in Western Europe. Let one simple fact illustrate that: the staff of the Turkish embassy in Sofia, Bulgaria is ten times the size of the Turkish embassy in Paris! Look at the map of Istanbul and locate the key water areas, the main mosques, public buildings and squares, the bridges (and don’t forget the new Mamaray Tunnel).

The tunnel is hugely important because it will provide, among other things, an easy link between Istanbul’s  two main train stations, the Haydarpasa Train Station (Asian side) and Sirkeci Terminal (European side), which was built specifically as the terminal for the Orient Express,  from which trains bound for Europe departed. Prior to the construction of the Mamaray Tunnel, which just opened a couple of months ago, passengers had to be ferried from station to station to change trains. Now it’s a direct link through two adjacent tunnels under the Bosphorus Strait.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmaray

 

PHOTO OF HAYDARPASA TRAIN STATION

 

PHOTO OF SIRKECI TERMINAL

 

PHOTO OF PERA PALACE HOTEL

 

On October 4, 1883, the first voyage of the Orient Express departed from the Gare de ‘Est in Paris with farewell music from Mozart’s Turkish March (Remember, anything Turkish or “oriental” was all the rage of the time in Western Europe, just as it had been in Mozart’s time.). The route passed through Strasbourg, Karlsruhe, Stuttgart, Ulm and Munich in Germany, Vienna in Austria, Budapest in Hungary, Bucharest in Romania, Rousse and Varna in Bulgaria (but not Sofia!) ending in Sirkeci. The travel took 80 hours for the 3,094 kilometers, at an average speed of about 28 miles per hour. That train ran in one incarnation or another until 2009 when it was finally abandoned.

As mentioned, this is not to be confused with the Venice Simplon Orient Express (VSOE), a luxury tourist train utilizing restored coaches first used during the 1930s. The VSOE still makes one journey per year to Istanbul, but mostly travels between Calais and Venice.  For more information http://www.belmond.com/web/luxury/trains.jsp

Passengers on the original Orient Express and later on the VSOE had their choice of hotels in Istanbul, just as they did in Paris where the old Majestic, built for the opening of the Orient Express and which today is being reborn as the new six stars Peninsula Paris, awaits. Today in Istanbul the old Pera Palace, originally built for the opening of the Orient Express and which underwent a complete renovation from 2007 to 2010, awaits the day when the VSOE will return to Istanbul, as it has said it will. If you can’t wait you can try the Pera Palace Hotel Jumeirah (a Taskim Hotels property) and visit the Kemel Ataturk Suite/Museum (#101) or even sleep in the Agatha Christie Room (#411). The hotel is a “special category” museum hotel with rates accordingly adjusted. A 323 square foot room with 2 twin beds is USD 500 a night. A 528 square foot room with 1 full bed is USD 550 a night. One of the six Greta Garbo rooms (There are six of them, all decorated in pink silks.) will set you back even more. Dining at Christie’s Restaurant will cost you as much as any other five star hotel in London or Paris and, frankly, the hotel menu online didn’t look that impressive. More fun, I think, would be the Brasserie l’Orient Express in Liege, Belgium which I discovered doing a Google search. Liege is a fun town and a lot cheaper than Paris or Istanbul I’m sure.

The story of the construction and operation of the Orient Express and Tarsus Express can be either long or short depending on how much detail you want to get into. Trust me, like most railroad stories, the long version is far more interesting. However, to summarize. The basic idea from beginning to end was simple: get the best train system possible at little or no expense to Turkey. Everything else was details and didn’t matter. To do this the Ottoman/Turks needed two things, money and technology. In the early days the money came mainly from the French and British. That pretty much got the system done as far as Istanbul and covered the period from the 1880s until the outbreak of WWI. During WWI the baton was passed to the Germans who provided the money and technology to expand the system through Turkey, down the Mediterranean coast, and into parts of the Near East. For more on this period here’s a fascinating story on the Tarsus Express written by a travel writer in 1935, complete with photos of the day. http://www.railwaywondersoftheworld.com/taurus-express.html  I particularly enjoyed the story of one bidding session on building a new section of the railroad. The Ottoman/Turks invited representatives from the various powers to present their proposals in Istanbul to the Divan. The British delegation presented its proposal on a large silver tray covered with a map of the proposed route inlaid in precious stones. The Germans sent the Kaiser (mano a mano or Kaiser to Kaiser, it’s all the same) and Dr. Siemens, head of Germany’s largest bank to talk turkey. Guess who got the contract?

During WWI the Taurus Express moved, slowly, in reverse as Lawrence and his friends destroyed more of it than the Germans built. Later, as the British realized  the importance of oil to their Navy and the presence of oil in Iraq, etc. they took more of an interest in the area and its railroads.

As the Ottoman Empire collapsed in a series of minor wars that lasted until the 1920s the railroad system in the area gradually collapsed. The various new countries took responsibility for their own affairs and railroads were not a high priority item. Oil wells, pipelines, refineries and shipping ports were the big ticket items of the day. Later came airplanes, airlines and airports. And again during WWII the entire system was basically shut down.  Still, in theory, at its peak you could use the Tarsus Express to get from Istanbul to Cairo, to Badhdad and even to Tehran.  But recently Turkey’s rise in importance to Western Europe (first as a NATO ally and then as a source of cheap labor) and to Japan began to create new interest resulting in the on-going , on and off negotiations between the EU and Turkey, and the occasional tidbit like the Japanese funding and technological aid to build the Mamaray Tunnel under the Bosphorus. Once again the Ottoman/Turks had gotten something for next to nothing.

One story that just came out concerned the negotiations between the Turks and Japanese just before the construction deadline arrived for the Tunnel. According to one reliable source, after the opening ceremony it was discovered that Turkish authorities (Obviously NOT Erdogan or Gul) threatened their Japanese counterparts (Obviously NOT Abe) working on Marmaray that they would commit suicide if the project did not finish before the October 2013 deadline. Ministry Infrastructure Investment Director (NOW there’s a likely candidate!) Metin Tahan, said that he and other Turks working on the project would commit suicide if the project were not finished by the scheduled deadline, perhaps because they knew that Erdogan would kill them anyway if it wasn’t.

Finally, here are a few updates on the Paris exhibit that I learned after I wrote the first part of this story:

Best Headline: I looked at probably a hundred different stories online about this exhibit. Most were just rewrites of the original press release from the promoters of the exhibit, so the story was the same whether you read it from a European, American, Asian, Australian or African source. My favorite headline, though, was “The Orient Express Gets Back on Track.” From Ruth Bender in the Wall Street Journal.

Details: I had to look at nearly 20 different sites to find something as basic as the hours and prices of the exhibit. That’s amazing and indicative of how low journalism standards have fallen. FYI, the exhibit is open from 4 April to 31 August in Paris. Tues-Thurs, 1000-1800 hrs, Fri, 1000-2130 hrs, Sat-Sun, 1000-1900 hrs. Prices are Full price,10.5 euros, 14 USD, Reduced price, 8 euros, 11 USD, up to 16 years, free! (When did you see that in the USA?). No idea what hours or prices will be in other cities. Check later online for details.

Video version of the story: Video on VSOE begins about 6 minutes into the lead story.

Yannick Alleno Update: This story is all about food as I suggested last time. You can do a Google search on Alleno and find dozens of stories about him and this project. The thought of 11 VSOE chefs working in a 1,500 square foot kitchen making everything from soufflés to bombes makes one shiver, but keep in mind that the White House kitchen has 5 chefs working in just under 600 square feet and the La Meurice Hotel in Paris has a kitchen staff of 94!

The History in it all: The VSOE, then and now reflects the western fascination with the Near East at the time. Coach 2149 has a special place in history. It was where the agreement ending the fighting in WWI was signed in Nuremburg and where, in 1940, Hitler signed the agreement ending the fighting between Germany and France. “The VSOE has a slow rhythm with a sumptuous décor which made it appealing to the times. The slow pace would be perfect in today’s ‘slow food’ crazed world.” --- Jack Lange.

What’s next? The owners of the VSOE (SNCF) hope to extend the route from Venice to Vienna and eventually to Istanbul. As one executive said, “The VSOE of the 21st Century is now being designed in Milan (NOT Paris!).”

And we should not forget the armchair travelers among us. For them the exhibit offers the SNCF Thriller Prize finals, consisting of readers’ voting for their favorite detective novel of the year, along with an exhibition “Trains du mystere’ showing the interfaces between rail and crime literature in the past 150 years.

 

 


Woolworth II-D “Coney Island” 2013Bcb19, W 05

Seasons Separated by Player Request

 

Austria (Secret): Has A Mar.

Balkans (Secret): Has A Tyr, F Alb, A Gre, A Vie, A Tri.

England (Secret): Has A Yor, F Lon.

France (Heath Gardner - heath.gardner “of” gmail.com): Has F Eng, A Bur, F Tun.

Germany (Marc Ellinger - mellinger “of” bbdlc.com): Remove A Mun..Has A Kie, A Ruh.

Italy (Secret): Bld F Rom..Has F Rom, F Mor, F Tus, A Swi, A Nap, A Ven.

Russia (Jim Burgess - jfburgess “of” gmail.com): Bld F StP(sc)..Has F StP(sc), A Sev, F Bal, A Boh, A Ber,

 A Sil.

Scandinavia (Geoff Kemp - ggeoff510 “of” aol.com): Has F Edi, F Nwg, F Nth, A Den.

Spain (Secret): Retreat F Nth-Hol..Has F Hol, F Wms, A Bel, A Gas, F Mad.

Turkey (Hugh Polleyhapolley “of” yahoo.ca): Has F Aeg, A Ruh, A Mac, F Tys, F Ion. 

 

Deadline for Spring 06 is May 27th at 7am My Time

 

 

PRESS

 

(BOOB to DOUG): I know, I'm useless....

 

Doug – Boob: Well you saved me from having to say “you guys suck” this season.

 


By Popular Demand

 

The goal is to pick something that fits the category and will be the "most popular" answer. You score points based on the number of entries that match yours. For example, if the category is "Cats" and the responses were 7 for Persian, 3 for Calico and 1 for Siamese, everyone who said Persian would get 7 points, Calico 3 and the lone Siamese would score 1 point. The cumulative total over 10 rounds will determine the overall winner. Anyone may enter at any point, starting with an equivalent point total of the lowest cumulative score from the previous round. If a person misses a round, they'll receive the minimum score from the round added to their cumulative total. In each round you may specify one of your answers as your Joker answer.  Your score for this answer will be doubled.  In other words, if you apply your Joker to category 3 on a given turn, and 4 other people give the same answer as you, you get 10 points instead of 5.  Players who fail to submit a Joker for any specific turn will have their Joker automatically applied to the first category. And, if you want to submit some commentary with your answers, feel free to.  The game will consist of 10 rounds, with the 10th round being worth double points.  A prize will be awarded to the winner.  Research is permitted, but cooperation or collusion between players is not!

Round 5 Categories

 

1.    A brand name of coffee (whole bean or ground).

2.    A button found on a normal phone.

3.    A Paul Newman film.

4.    A Billy Joel song.

5.    The capital of any South American country.

 

Richard Weiss scored big with a 67 (out of a possible 69).  Hugh Polley was in the basement with a 23.

 

Selected Comments By Category

 

Coffee – Melinda Holley “I don't drink coffee so this is one from my childhood.”  Dane Maslen “The coffee brand was a bit awkward.  My immediate reaction was Nescafé as my guess was that it was as well-known in the US as here in Europe, though personally I boycott Nestlé products because of their approach to selling breast milk substitutes in Third World countries.  Then I rummaged around on the internet to see what was popular and/or best selling in the US.  Popular gave Green Mountain, while best selling gave Folgers.  Having never heard of the former, I opted for the latter.”  Geoff Kemp “I assume you have Nescafe as a brand in the States?”  Jim Burgess “Maxwell House probably will win.  Or people will say Starbucks even though you described it aimed at brand in the store.”  Marc Ellinger “This is tough, since a few years ago you would have said Folgers or Maxwell House, now no-one drinks that crap!”

 

Phone Button – Melinda Holley “There are normal phones out there???”  Richard Weiss “What is "normal" anymore?  Rotary dial.  Push button. Cell.  Button? There is a commercial on tv now with an older man and a flip phone that says phones now only have three buttons, but more are better, like when you dial a phone number with a "4" in it.”  Andy Lischett “Button? My phone has a dial!”  Geoff Kemp “Nothing really springs to mind but 1 is the first digit and also used for emergency calls I believe?”  Per Westling “Normal phone?  Today a normal phone is a cell phone, and possibly a smart phone.  So I am going for the Power button.”

 

Paul Newman – Richard Weiss “Cool Hand Luke or The Sting are the two I enjoyed the most, Butch Cassidy may be the one most selected.”  Dane Maslen “A rare instance of my being able to name a couple of films starring a particular actor, though I did still resort to IMDB to check that I was right about The Sting and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.”  Marc Ellinger “Choosing between this and The Sting is really hard (not to mention The Hustler, which was awesome too!!!)   Of course, Slap Shot is one of the funniest movies ever!”  Brad Wilson “I'd like to pitch two of his later films, little-known but terrific gems: Twilight, a film noir in California pastel with an awesome cast - Gene Hackman, Susan Sarandon, James Garner, Stockard Channing, Reese Witherspoon, Margo Martindale, M. Emmet Walsh - and a terrific Elmer Bernstein score, and also Nobody's Fool, a gentle, wry, bittersweet comedy from a Richard Russo novel with a dazzling ensemble cast, a major, major star in a uncredited role and some moments that make me cry every time I see the film. I recommend both highly.”

 

Billy Joel – Richard Weiss “Piano Man or Only the Good Die Young, hmmm…”  Geoff Kemp “Not my favourite Billy Joel track but possibly the best known one.”  Marc Ellinger “After all, he IS the Piano Man!”

 

SA Capital – Andy LichettBogata - Which I learned from the album McCartney.”  Geoff Kemp “Hopefully obvious with the World Cup coming up.”  Per Westling “The natural choice would be the capitol of Brazil, but I am not sure that is well known. So instead I go for Buenos Aires, Argentina. Have never been to South America, but someday I will go there. Brazil is the likely land to visit, but maybe I'll go to Sao Paolo and Rio de Janeiro, although none of those two are capitols of the countries, but of course of states.”  Marc Ellinger “Brazil has the world cup and the next Olympics, so why not.”

 

Round 6 Categories

1.    Something sticky besides tape.

2.    An album that Paul McCartney appears on.

3.    Another word for “laugh”.

4.    A mixed adult beverage besides martini.

5.    A small U.S. state.

 

Deadline for Round 6 is May 27th at 7:00am my time

 

 


 

 


Eternal Sunshine Movie Quote Contest

 

 

There are ten rounds of movie quotes, and each round consists of ten quotes.  Identify the film each quote is from.  Anyone may enter at any point. If you want to submit some commentary with your answers, feel free to.  The game will consist of 10 rounds.  A prize will be awarded to the winner – and it might be a very good prize!  Research is not permitted!  That means NO RESEARCH OF ANY KIND, not just no searches for the quotes themselves.  The only legal “research” is watching movies to try and locate the scenes.  I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DISQUALIFY ANY PLAYER I BELIEVE IS CHEATING.  I ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE QUOTES SLIGHTLY (ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DO A FEW FROM MEMORY SO THEY COULD BE OFF ANYWAY).  Each round will also contain one bonus question, asking what the ten movies being quoted have in common.  The player with the most correct answers each round gets 3 points, 2nd place gets 2 points, and 3rd place gets 1 point.  In the event of ties, multiple players get the points (if three players tie for first, they EACH get 3 points).  High score at the end of ten rounds wins the game, and a prize (unless you cheated).  The final round will be worth double points.

 

Round 10 – Double Points!

 

1.    Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later? Bowfinger.  State and Main – RD.

 

2.    It's strange calling yourself. Mulholland Dr.  Synechdoche, NY – RD.

 

3.    There's nothing tragic about being fifty…not unless you're trying to be twenty-five. Sunset Blvd.  S.O.B. – JB.  Almost Famous – RD.

 

4.    Amber, are you my mom? I'm gonna ask you, okay? And you say yes.  Okay? Boogie Nights.  Correct – JB, RD, HA.

 

5.    I could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I’m a quack!  S.O.B.  Along Came Polly – RD.

 

6.    Young man, if it is your wish to handle ladies' undergarments, I suggest you take employment in a launderette.  Saving Mr. Banks.  Pirate Radio – RD.

 

7.    Beware, all men are potential murderers. And for good reason. Hitchcock.  The Talented Mr. Ripley – RD.

 

8.    Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage. The Blair Witch Project.  Doubt – RD.

 

9.    Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously.  Singin’ in the Rain.  Correct – KW.  Capote – RD.

 

10.  I'm going to find the guy who invented Xylocaine and kiss his ass on Hollywood and Vine! Hooper.  Magnolia – RD.

 

Bonus – What do these films all have in common?  All movies about making movies.  All movies with award-winning soundtracks – KW.  Movies about making porn movies – JB (partial credit).  Movies featuring the acting talents of the recently departed Philip Seymour Hoffman – RD.

 

Pre-Doubling Score This Round: Jim Burgess [JB] -  1+; Rick Desper [RD] – 1; Kevin Wilson [KW] – 1; Hank Alme [HA] - 1.

 

Final Scores: Rick Desper [RD] – 22; Jim Burgess [JB] – 22; Kevin Wilson [KW] – 19; Hank Alme [HA] – 14; Jack Mcugh [JM] – 11; Andy Lischett [AL] – 9; Andy York [AY] – 6; Paraic Reddington [PR] – 2.

 

I’ve decided to give Jim partial credit for his Bonus answer, and therefore finish Rick and Jim in a tie for 1st.  The tie will be broken as follows: WITHOUT research, we’ll have Rick and Jim play a round of “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.”  Connect Humphrey Bogart to Richard Dreyfus in as few movies as possible, but you MUST use Kevin Bacon somewhere in between.

Deadline for that tiebreaker is May 27th at 7:00am my time

 


New Game – Round 1

 


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Bonus – What do these films all have in common?

 

Deadline for Round 1 is May 27th at 7:00am my time

 

 


General Deadline for the Next Issue of Eternal Sunshine:  May 27th, 2014 at 7:00am my time.   See You Then!