Eternal Sunshine #91

August 2014

By Douglas Kent 911 Irene Drive, Mesquite, TX  75149

Email: diplomacyworld@yahoo.com or dougray30@yahoo.com

On the web at http://www.whiningkentpigs.com – or go directly to the Diplomacy section at http://www.whiningkentpigs.com/DW/.  Also be sure to visit the official Diplomacy World website which can be found at http://www.diplomacyworld.net. 

All Eternal Sunshine readers are encouraged to join the free Eternal Sunshine Yahoo group at http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/eternal_sunshine_diplomacy/ to stay up-to-date on any subzine news or errata. 

 

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REMEMBER: NO STANDBY PLAYERS WILL BE CALLED IN ANY GAMES.  CONSECUTIVE NMR’S = CD

 


Meet Me In Montauk
The Eternal Sunshine Letter Column

 

Brad Wilson: I am sorry to read of the fold. You are an awesome publisher and I always enjoyed the zine immensely.

 

Larry Peery: If you're tired, you need a rest.  If it isn't fun anymore, then it is time to quit.  I never did understand how you could do both DW and ES, but you are doing it very well.  Thank you for making the next deadline on my birthday. I guess there's no way I'll forget that one :-)

 

Kevin Wilson: I’m sorry to hear you are folding but I can understand.  Life has a way of getting in the way.  I know my time has dropped of a lot with the new job.  I’ll commit to playing out both BPD and Kendo until the game or zine actually ends.  You’ve been pretty active in the hobby for a very long time.  I remember getting Maniac’s Paradise in the mail and I suspect there were others before and since that I just can’t recall.  I hope all is well, other than time to publish the zine.  I also hope this will give you time to concentrate on writing as I did find your work interesting and well done.  If that is the plan, good luck.

 

Andy York: Wow, what a surprise to find out that you're going run ES down to a fold. I'll be VERY sorry to see it end, but fully understand.

 

Leaving early Thursday morning for Boston, so only have a short time to write (at least for now) and I'm trying to clear the decks so there is little pending or left over. I know I'll have PLENTY when I get back in twelve days. And, yes, I'm going to two games at Fenway(!!!).

 

Interestingly, for the movie photo quiz, I got two right. I hadn't seen any of the movies you used.

 

Geoff Kemp: Is everything OK?

 

You certainly knocked me for six with your run down to a fold announcement, what brought it on?

 

Is there anything I can say to change your mind, as Eternal sunshine is probably my favorite zine to read.

 

I can understand your frustration at the slow speed on filling the variant lists, I have the same problems, but they get there eventually.

 

Richard Weiss: Good luck post-Eternal Sunshine.  I would guess this means a significant decline in "postal" diplomacy and gaming, given you've given such a home to so many stragglers and draggers, including JimBob. 

 

With the end of my Kendo occurring before the wind down of your games, I suspect I'll fold before you.  No big fanbase, anyway.

 

Dane Maslen: Sorry to see that you're folding.  I hope the cause is nothing more serious than frustration at waiting lists that won't fill.  I have to confess that I read less of Eternal Sunshine now than I did in the early days, but that's because the best bits, namely your articles, stopped appearing.

 

There's a decent chance that my orders for the remaining rounds of BPD won't arrive at the last minute.   The backlog of things to be done that always builds up during my winter holidays and that was particularly severe this year because I moved in September is at last beginning to clear.  I might even finish up with time to read the two or three issues of Western Front that are still sat in my inbox.  Or maybe I'll think about buying some curtains.  One or the other.

 

You have to feel sorry for Martin Burgdorf in BPD: he answers 'Hydrogen Sulfide' (a real stinker) and gets just one point, while a whole bunch of people answer 'Sulfur' ("Sulfur forms polyatomic molecules with different chemical formulas, with the best-known allotrope being octasulfur [...] a soft, bright-yellow solid with only a faint odor" from Wikipedia) and score a bundle.  That's definitely an example of By Popular Misconception.

 

Dick Martin: i'm sorry to hear about don williams. i only interacted with him marginally, but he sounds like a cool guy and he'll be missed.

 

Jim Burgess: I think we should discuss having TAP sit over the top again and do a reinversion.  I can take back in all of the subszines if/when Doug actually folds.  For now I suggest that we all stay here and see if Doug changes his mind at some point.

 

I intend on sticking around.....

 

 

Where in the World is Kendo Nagasaki?

 

Rules in ES #58.  Send in your guesses.  I’ve played this in Brandon Whyte’s Damn the Consequences a few times and it’s fun, takes only a minute or two each turn, and helps you work your brain!  As soon as this one ends, a new one will begin.

 

ROUND 1


 

 


Hank Alme:

 

Joan Rivers in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

 

Tom Howell:

 

John Cusack in Bangui, Central African Republic

 

Richard Weiss:

 

Oliver Cromwell in Asuncion, Paraguay

 

Kevin Wilson:

 

Edgar Allen Poe in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

 

Andy Lischett:

 

Terry Thomas in Tarrytown, New York

 

Jim Burgess:

 

Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo

 

John Biehl:

 

Sir Francis Drake in Utica, NY

 

Brendan Whyte:

 

Diana Rigg on Wake Island

 

Rick Desper:

 

Chevy Chase in Chevy Chase, Maryland

 

Marc Ellinger:

 

Vladimir Putin in Kiev, Ukraine

 

Jack McHugh:

 

Plato in Lima, Peru

 

Mark Firth:

 

Kim Jong-un  in Torremolinos, Spain


 

Hint to the Person in the Closest Geographical Guess: You’re alive and I am dead.

 

Round 2

 


John Biehl:

 

Ayatollah Khomeini in Bogota, Columbia

 

Jack McHugh:

 

Thomas Hobbes in Bangkok

 

Brendan Whyte:

 

Diana Rigg in Ouagadougou

 

Andy Lischett:

 

Phil Silvers in Silver Springs, Maryland

 

Tom Howell:

 

Abraham Lincoln in Cheremkhovo, Russia

 

Richard Weiss:

 

Hillary Clinton in Beijing

 

Hank Alme:

 

Charles Dickens in Cairo, Egypt

 

Marc Ellinger:

 

Constantine the Great in Istanbul

 

Rick Desper:

 

Britney Spears in Nome, Alaska

 

Mark Firth:

 

Sir Isaac Newton in Dasoguz, Turkmenistan

 

Jim Burgess:

 

Pope Gregory XII in Jerusalem

 

Kevin Wilson:

 

Abraham Lincoln in Novosibirsk


 

Hint to the Person in the Closest Geographical Guess: I was born about 12 centuries after you.

 

ROUND 3

 


Jim Burgess:

 

William Shakespeare in Sevastopol

 

Jack McHugh:

 

Nicolaus Copernicus in Odessa, Ukraine

 

Kalvin Miller:

 

Jimi Hendrix in Belgrade, Serbia

 

Tom Howell:

 

Ferdinand Columbus in Helsinki, Finland

 

Brendan Whyte:

 

William Shakespeare in Kersch, Ukraine

 

 

 

 

John Biehl:

 

Vlad the Impaler in Edirne (Adrianople), Turkey

 

Hank Alme:

 

Martin Luther in Worms, Germany

 

Andy Lischett:

 

Christopher Columbus in Budapest, Hungary

 

Richard Weiss:

 

Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni in Stockholm, Sweden

 

Rick Desper:

 

Christopher Columbus in Sofia, Bulgaria

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mark Firth:

 

Catherine Parr in Yalta


 

Hint to the Person in the Closest Geographical Guess: Wrong country of birth, but I did spend a large chunk of my life in yours.

 

PRESS

 

Anon: Marc, If Constantine was so Great, couldn't you have called Istanbul by its other name, Constantinople?

 

Turn 4

 


Richard Weiss:

 

Michel Nostradamus in Warsaw, Poland

 

Tom Howell:

 

Christopher Columbus in St. Petersburg, Russia

 

Andy Lischett:

 

Jimmy Durante in Oslo, Norway

 

Kalvin Miller:

 

Ferdinand of Aragon in Bucharest, Romania

 

Marc Ellinger:

 

Claude Duval in Donetsk, Ukraine

 

John Biehl:

 

Rembrandt in Simferopol, Crimea

 

Mark Firth:

 

Tycho Brahe in Brno, Czech Republic

 

Jim Burgess:

 

Queen Isabella in Prague, Czech Republic


 

Hint to the Person in the Closest Geographical Guess: You died before I was born.  I spent many years in the country that financed your work.

 

Deadline for Turn 5 is: August 26th at 7am my time

 


Woodrow Wilson’s 14 Points

by Paul Milewski

 

The "Fourteen Points" was a statement given on the 8th of January, 1918 by United States President Woodrow Wilson.  Here is Point #13:


An independent Polish state should be erected which should include the territories inhabited by indisputably Polish populations, which should be assured a free and secure access to the sea, and whose political and economic independence and territorial integrity should be guaranteed by international covenant.


The operative phrase is “indisputably Polish populations” and seems to be based on a naïve or ignorant belief that there were vast contiguous areas of “indisputably” (or predominantly) Polish, Ukrainian, Belarusian, or another other nationality, in that part of Europe we think of today as Poland, the Ukraine, Belarus, Lithuania, etc. 

 

As one of the great understatements I’ve read, in the introduction to The Soviet—Polish Peace of 1921 and the Creation of Interwar Europe (New Haven: Yale University Press, 2008), Jerzy Borzęcki wrote: “Surprisingly for such an important subject, the Riga treaty has not yet been satisfactorily explored by historians.”  (The Soviet—Polish peace treaty of 1921 was signed in the city of Riga in Latvia and is often called “the Riga treaty.”)  By the way, the “ę” in the author’s last name is one of those “modified” Latin alphabet letters not found in English and is “a nasal sound, somewhat similar to “on” or “om” and very similar to the French “on” as in “bon.”  A lot about the current upheaval in what is now considered to be the Ukraine can be better understood after reading this book, which deals extensively with the “borderlands” over which Poland and Russia fought.  The Polish—Russian borderlands included all territories between Poland proper and Russia proper and can also be understood as the “Westland” or (in Russian) Zapadnyi krai of the former Russian Empire and consisting of territories acquired by Russia in the partitions of Poland during 1772—1795.  What you see on the Diplomacy board as the space identified as “Warsaw” is roughly equivalent to Congress Poland established by the Vienna Congress of 1815 and annexed by the Russian Empire in 1831.  Rzeczpspolita was the union (in 1569) of Crown Poland and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania; its capital was Warsaw.  Crown Poland, also called the Kingdom of Poland, including ethnic Poland and Ukraine; in Polish it was called simply “Korona” (literally “the Crown”) because “Poland” was used to describe the entire Rzeczpspolita.  In the most of the disputed territories there was no clear ethnic majority or uniform distribution of ethnicity from place to place.  Territories had been conquered by force of arms and borders were as arbitrary and unrealistic as the straight lines “drawn in the sand” to cut up the old Ottoman Empire that has at least in part led to the Middle East being the mess it is today.  Also, reading about the Russian strategies at the lengthy peace talks, you can see the continuity to the obstinate denials and posturing of Putin over MH17 matter today.  Kiev, for instance, a city we’ve heard about a lot in the news lately, was in that part of the disputed territories that at one time belonged to Crown Poland.

 

That space on the board named Galicia was disputed by Poland and Ukraine:


Poles, as the majority, wanted the entire province included in the Polish state.  Ukrainians, predominating in East Galicia, demanded separation from the rest of Galicia…and to become part of in the Ukrainian state.  This would mean, however, that a million Polish speakers would be cut off from Poland.  The same fate would befall Lwów, the capital of Galicia, known in the half-century preceding the Great War [WWI], as the most important center of Polish culture, greater even than Warsaw or Cracow.  The Polish-Ukrainian conflict in East Galicia became a full-fledged war after an attempt at a unilateral military takeover of Lwów by Ukrainian troops on 1 November 1918.  The war ended in July 1919, when the Polish Army forced Ukrainian troops out of East Galicia.


In other words, after the German defeat in October 1918, things started popping in the east.  By the way, “Lwów” is pronounced as if spelled Lvoov.   An “ó” (or a “u”) are identical sounds, similar to “oo” in “look” but slightly longer.  A “w” is pronounced the way we pronounce a “v.”  Poland and Lithuania fought over Wilno, which Poland took by force, and which today is the capital of Lithuania and shown on maps as Vilnius.  Any hopes for a Polish-Lithuanian federation were dashed.  For that matter, the city of Minsk was behind Polish lines in mid-August 1920, as was Kiev.  “Soviet-Lithuanian peace negotiations began in Moscow on 7 May 1920, precisely at the time the Polish troops were capturing Kiev…”  After the Soviet-Lithuanian peace, Lithuania assisted the Soviets against Poland in a number of ways: fighting against and disarming Polish units, letting “the Bolsheviks” pass through Lithuanian positions to surprise Polish units by going around their left flank, and lending Russia standard-gauge rolling stock for transporting troops and materiel.  On 19 May Latvia entered into a secret pact with Russia “not to give any assistance to Poland n its present war with Russia.”  By August Russian troops were attacking the city of Warsaw itself.  While all this fighting was going on, there were other pressures at work.  Poland wanted the plebiscite in Pomerania to go its way, which it did, so it would end up annexing part of Prussia (in WWII, German troops drove many miles into Poland just to get to the cities in which some of the German troops had been born).  In 1921 there was the February 223-March 17 uprising at the Kronstadt naval base against the Soviet government.  From Wikipedia:


The naval base of Kronstadt lies on Kotlin Island near the head of the Gulf of Finland. Peter the Great captured the island from the Swedes in 1703 and built it into a naval fortress to protect his new capital. During the stormy years 1905-1906 several mutinies broke out on Kronstadt. The sailors were important allies to the Bolsheviks after the February Revolution (1917), when the Kronstadt Soviet opposed the provisional government, declared a "Kronstadt Republic," and took part in the July 1917 mutiny. The famous cruiser Aurora, which had bombarded the Winter Palace on October 25, 1917 with its famous “shot heard round the world” belonged to the Baltic Fleet based in Kronstadt.


On 26 May 1922 Lenin suffers his first stroke, on 15 December 1922 he suffers his second stroke, on 9 March 1923 he suffers his third stroke and is no longer able to speak, and on 21 January 1924 he dies from his fourth stroke at the age of 53.  Add to this the Russian famine of 1921 and the ongoing Civil War the Bolsheviks were waging against, among others, the “White Russian” armies, which did not end until 1923.  The Soviet Union itself did not come into existence until 1922 and was set up, perhaps at least in part, for the purpose of reabsorbing, or trying to reabsorb, into Russia the Ukrainian, Polish, Baltic, and Finnish territories the Bolsheviks gave up by signing the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk that concluded hostilities with the Central Powers of World War I.

 

I, for one, am not convinced what is or is not included in the Ukraine is a matter that has been settled and probably won’t be until everyone involved gets tired of killing other people over it and it no longer occurs to generations afterward to dispute the borders settled by so much carnage and violence.


 

ZERO SUM, Subzine to Eternal Sunshine, Issue 25       July 27, 2014

 

Published by Richard Weiss. richardweiss@higherquality.com

 

Yup, yup, I forgot to send the zine to Doug last time.  So, I sent it out to all in either game, plus to a few others who have not yet played in the Kendo game. 

 

Game Offerings: With Doug’s announced wind down to a fold, I’m not going to offer any new games.  However, when this game of WITWIKN is over, I want to run it one more time. I may do so in Eternal Sunshine, in Quartz’ Tween zine, run by Geoff Kemp, or in both simultaneously.

 

Games Being Played:

  1. Where In The World Is Kendo Nagasaki (Please, others join in!!!!)

 

 

Where In The World Is Kendo Nagasaki

 

ROUND ONE GUESSES AND THOUGHTS

 

Player

Guess Name

Location

Heath Gardner

Mike Krzyzewski 

At the Hagia Sophia, Istanbul

Jim Burgess

Euripedes

At the Summit of Mt. Fuji, Japan

Kevin Wilson

Sir Edmund Hillary

At the Summit of Mount Everest

Doug Kent

Amadeus Mozart

Ankara, Turkey

Round 1 Clue, from Kendo Nagasaki: You are higher than me, in more ways than one.

 

 

 

ROUND TWO GUESSES AND THOUGHTS

 

Player

Guess Name

Location

Kevin Wilson

Socrates

Taj Mahal

Doug Kent

Geoffrey Rush

Mt. Ararat

Clue, from Kendo Nagasaki: “You are higher than I am.  I am taught to students in the “hard sciences.”

 

 

 

ROUND THREE GUESSES AND THOUGHTS

 

Player

Guess Name

Location

Doug Kent

Plato

Flying Tiger Gorge, China

Round 3 Clue:  You are the farther from me than any other winner of a clue so far.  You are higher than me, also.   I am taught in more disciplines.

 

 

 

ROUND Four GUESSES AND THOUGHTS

 

Player

Guess Name

Location

Tom Howell

Isaac Newton

Jericho Synagogue, also known as Wadi Qelt Synagogue, West Bank

Jim Burgess

Sir Isaac Newton

Mount Washington, NH

Kevin Wilson

Albert Einstein

Angkor Wat

Doug Kent

Euclid

Great Barrier Reef

Round 4 Clue to person with closest guess: You are a couple of thousand miles closer to me than any other guess this time or in preceding rounds.  We are both dead; however, I, at least, met Richard Weiss.  We are both considered founders/Fathers of one or more fields of science.

 

 

ROUND Five GUESSES AND THOUGHTS

 

Player

Guess Name

Location

Doug Kent

Carl Sagan

Grand Canyon, AZ

Mark Firth

Richard Feynman

Alhambra, Granada

Round 5 Clue to both guessers: Each of you are very far away, but the closer is less than 100 miles closer.  I was born before each of you and died in between you.  I did not have to share a Nobel Prize.  Also, I have an errata.  I am higher than the Round 2 closest guess. 

 

Orders due to me by 8 AM Sunday, August 24, 2014 (CA time)

 

 


World Cup Tournament 

Congratulations to Per Wrestling for winning the World Cup Tournament.  He did not pick Germany to win, but did select four teams for the final four that each were in the Round of 16 and each won at least one match.  He was second in scoring in the First Round, one point behind Geoff.  He was tied for first with Andy in the final rounds.  Consistency wins!

 

Entrants and Selections:

Category

Geoff Kemp

Brad Wilson

Per Wrestling

Andy Bate

First Round

 

 

 

 

Group A

Brazil 7

Brazil 7

Brazil 7

Brazil 7

Group A

Mexico 7

Croatia 3

Mexico 7

Croatia 3

Group B

Spain 3

Spain 3

Spain 3

Spain 3

Group B

Netherlands 9

Chile 6

Chile 6

Netherlands 9

Group C

Columbia 9

Columbia 9

Columbia 9

Cote d'Ivoire 3                                                                                                                              

Group C

Greece 4

Japan 1

Ivory Coast 3

Greece 4

Group D

Italy 3

Italy  3

Italy 3

Uruguay 6

Group D

England 1

Uruguay 6

Uruguay 6

England 1

Group E

France 7

France 7

France 7

France 7

Group E

Ecuador 4

Switzerland 6

Switzerland 6

Switzerland 6

Group F

Argentina 9

Argentina 9

Argentina 9

Argentina 9

Group F

Nigeria 4

Bosnia 3

Nigeria 4

Nigeria 4

Group G

Germany 7

Germany 7

Germany 7

Germany 7

Group G

Portugal 4

USA 4

Ghana 1

Portugal 4

Group H

Belgium 9

Belgium 9

Belgium 9

Belgium 9

Group H

Russia 2

South Korea 1

Korea Republic 1

Russia 2

 

 

 

 

 

Final Four

 

 

 

 

 

Brazil + 6

Brazil +6

Brazil +6

Netherlands +6

 

Germany +9

Germany +9

Germany +9

Germany +12

 

Spain +0

France +0

Belgium +3

Spain +0

 

Belgium +3

Argentina +9

Argentina +9

Argentina +9

 

18

24

27

27

World Cup Winner

Brazil

Argentina

Brazil

Germany

 

 

 

 

 

Scores after Group Rounds

89

84

88

84

Scores from Final Rounds

18

24

27

27

Final Scores

107

108

115

111

 

 

 

 

 

Lowest GAA

Belgium 0.6*

Italy 1.0

Italy 1.0

Italy 1.0

 









Eternal Sunshine Game Section

 


Acquire Game #2 - “Juliet” – Eternal Sunshine

 

Players: Tom Howell, Mark Firth, Andy Bate, Richard Weiss, Hank Alme

 

Turn 2

 

Tom plays 12-I and buys 3 Continental.

 

Mark plays 3-B.  He buys 2 Festival and 1 Continental.

 

Andy plays 3-F, founds American.  Gets one free American, buys one more and two Festival.

 

Richard plays 2-H.  Buys one Imperial, one American, and one Festival.

 

Hank plays 3-A, founds Tower.  He gets one free and buys 3 more Tower.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Turn 3

 

Tom plays 12-D and founds Luxor.  Gets one free, buys 2 more and 1 Continental.

 

Mark plays 11-E.  He buys 2 Festival and 1 Continental.

 

Andy plays 3-G.  Buys 2 Festival and 1 Luxor.

 

Richard plays 1-I.  Buys 2 American and 1 Tower.

 

Hank is up!

 

 

 

 


Diplomacy “Dulcinea” 2008C, W 29

Game Over!  E/T Draw Passes!

End-game statements and report next issue. 

Deadline is August 26th at 7am my time.

 

 

“Dulcinea” Diplomacy Bourse

 

Billy Ray Valentine: Nothing.

 

Duke of York: Why bother?

 

Smaug the Dragon: Nothing.

 

Rothschild: Sells 500 Pounds.  Buys 301 Piastres.

 

Baron Wuffet: Nothing.

 

Wooden Nickel Enterprises: Zip.

 

VAIONT Enterprises: Nothing.

 

Insider Trading LLC: Nothing.

 

Bourse Master: Stands pat.

 

Jim Burgess, a.k.a. Duke of York, is the big winner!  Obviously all the trading back and forth between Pounds and Piastres wasn’t especially meaningful, as with the draw both finish with a value of 17.

 

PRESS

 

Bourse Master: With the fall of Vie Bourse Master predicts a Turkish Win!  What happened, please no draw, I need Turkish win to increases holdings!

 

Duke of York: And that will be that, when is Doug planning to announce identities and I can duck all of the Tomatoes??  Rotten and otherwise??

 

Doug – Boob: Now.

 

Duke of York to Rothschild: I wish you did churn it so I finished with the most of both currencies, but if not... oh well....  being a mathematician didn't help, did it??

 

EOG Statements are due August 26th at 7:00pm my time

 


Diplomacy “Jerusalem” 2012A, W 10/S 11

 

England (John Biehl – jerbil “of” shaw.ca): F Baltic Sea – Sweden, A Belgium Supports A Burgundy,

 A Burgundy Supports A Berlin - Munich (*Void*), A Gascony Supports A Spain – Marseilles,

 A Kiel Supports A Berlin - Munich (*Void*), F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - Spain(sc),

 F North Atlantic Ocean - Mid-Atlantic Ocean, F North Sea Supports F Norway,

 F Norway Supports F Baltic Sea – Sweden, A Paris Supports A Gascony,

 F Portugal Supports F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - Spain(sc), A Ruhr Supports A Kiel.

Italy (Mark Firth – mark.r.firth “of” capita.co.uk): Remove F Venice.. F Gulf of Lyon - Tyrrhenian Sea,

 A Spain - Marseilles (*Disbanded*), F Tunis - Ionian Sea,

 F Western Mediterranean Supports F Gulf of Lyon - Tyrrhenian Sea.

Russia (Richard Weiss – richardweiss “of” higherquality.com): Build A Sevastopol..

 A Berlin - Kiel (*Fails*), A Finland - Sweden (*Fails*), A Moscow - St Petersburg (*Fails*), A Sevastopol Hold,

 A St Petersburg - Finland (*Fails*).

Turkey (Geoff Kemp - ggeoff510 “of” aol.com): Build A Constantinople, F Smyrna..

 F Black Sea – Constantinople, A Bohemia Supports A Munich, A Bulgaria – Serbia, A Constantinople – Bulgaria,

 A Marseilles Supports A Spain (*Ordered to Move*), A Munich Supports A Berlin – Kiel,

 F Naples - Tyrrhenian Sea (*Fails*), F Piedmont Supports A Marseilles, A Serbia – Trieste,

 A Silesia Supports A Munich, F Smyrna - Aegean Sea, A Trieste – Tyrolia, A Vienna Supports A Serbia - Trieste.

 

All Draw Proposals Fail.  Now Proposed – E/R/T, E/I/R/T.  Please vote.  NVR=No.

F 11 Deadline is August 26th at 7:00am my time

 

PRESS

 

London (Apr 1, 1911): King John II declared that England is and will remain at war with Russia for the foreseeable future. When asked by a reporter from the 'Times' why then do English armies support Russia in the field the King responded, "Well, you see dictates of state policy by the Prime Minister necessitate the requisite decisions. We can only pray that the Czar will see the error of his ways and actually do something versus the Turkish menace."

 

Meerkat: Who was lying? Or rather, who wasn’t?

 

 


Diplomacy “Walkerdine” 2012D, W 06

Seasons Separated by Player Request

 

Austria (paul.milewski “of” hotmail.com): Has A Serbia.

France (Jim Burgess – jfburgess “of” gmail.com): Build A Paris, F Marseilles, F Brest..Has F Apulia, F Brest,

 F Eastern Mediterranean, F Edinburgh, F English Channel, F Ionian Sea, A London, F Marseilles,

 F Norwegian Sea, A Paris, F Tyrrhenian Sea, A Venice, F Western Mediterranean.

Germany (Steve Cooley – tmssteve “of” gmail.com): Build A Berlin, A Munich..Has F Barents Sea, A Berlin,

 A Galicia, A Moscow, A Munich, F North Sea, A Norway, A St Petersburg, F Sweden, A Trieste, A Vienna,

 A Warsaw.

Russia (Hank Alme – almehj “of” alumni.rice.edu): Has F Adriatic Sea, A Budapest, A Sevastopol.

Turkey (Chris Babcock - cbabcock “of” asciiking.com): NBR, plays 1 short..Has A Albania, A Armenia,

 F Constantinople, F Greece.

 

Deadline for S 07 is August 26th at 7am my time

 

PRESS

 

None.  You guys suck.

 


Black Press Gunboat, “Fred Noonan”, 2013Arb32, W 08/S 09

 

France: Build F Marseilles, F Brest.. A Belgium Supports A Burgundy (*Disbanded*),

 F Brest - Mid-Atlantic Ocean (*Bounce*), A Burgundy Supports A Belgium (*Cut*),

 F Edinburgh Supports F Norwegian Sea - North Sea, F London - English Channel, F Marseilles - Spain(sc),

 F North Atlantic Ocean - Mid-Atlantic Ocean (*Bounce*), F Norwegian Sea - North Sea (*Bounce*),

 A Picardy Supports A Burgundy.

Germany: F English Channel – Belgium, F Helgoland Bight - North Sea (*Bounce*),

 A Holland Supports F English Channel – Belgium, A Munich - Burgundy (*Fails*),

 F Norway Supports F Helgoland Bight - North Sea, A Ruhr Supports F English Channel – Belgium,

 A Silesia - Munich (*Fails*).

Italy: Disband A Galicia.. Build F Venice (plays 1 short).. A Budapest - Rumania (*Fails*),

 F Eastern Mediterranean - Aegean Sea (*Bounce*), F Naples - Tyrrhenian Sea,

 A Serbia Supports A Budapest – Rumania, A Trieste – Vienna, F Venice - Apulia.

Russia: A St Petersburg Supports A Warsaw – Moscow, A Warsaw - Moscow (*Fails*).

Turkey: Retreat A Serbia - Bulgaria.. A Bulgaria Supports A Rumania,

 A Galicia Supports A Warsaw - Silesia (*Void*), F Greece - Aegean Sea (*Bounce*),

 F Ionian Sea - Aegean Sea (*Bounce*), A Moscow Supports F Norway - St Petersburg(nc) (*Void*),

 F Rome – Naples, A Rumania Supports A Galicia (*Cut*), A Sevastopol Supports A Moscow,

 F Smyrna - Eastern Mediterranean (*Fails*).

 

 

All Draw Proposals Fail.  Now Proposed – F/G/I/T, G/T, F/I. 

Please vote.  NVR=No.

Deadline for F 09 Will Be August 26th at 7am My Time

 

PRESS

 

Turkey to Germany and Russia: I supported both of you even though I do not expect either of you to give the order I supported. The reason for this is that I want good relations with G and R, for I have only one enemy: I. I suggest A Sil - Boh, A Mun S A Sil - Boh, A Gal S G A Sil - Boh, A War S T A Gal xxx in fall. This way G can concentrate on the defense against F, T can concentrate on the defense against I, and R does not have to defend against anyone.

 

Fra-Ger: Do not be deceived by the words of Russia, for he speaks lies.    Place no hope in Turkey, for he follows the false prophet and seeks to destroy our true faith.  I am your true and faithful friend, and with me you will find peace and contentment.  Join with me to wage a just war against the unbelievers and all of our foes will be swept away.  Move quickly to            the east against the unholy alliance of Russia and Turkey and we will be victorious!

 

Russia - Turkey: So you don't mind everyone knowing that you are a country that will renege on a deal on the very same move that it's made?!  You won't get very far.

 

TURKEY to ALL: All of that press labeled T => is most definitely NOT me, I think it is Russia pretending to be me....

 

Ger -- Fra: I continue to bite your hand every time you stick your vile hand through the fence.  The grass is NOT greener over here!!!

 

TURKEY to RUSSIA: I see through your treachery, we can turn on you quickly, especially with noble Italian help!!!

 

FRANCE to RUSSIA: See if I care?  I can take you all out alone.

 


Diplomacy “Sweet Spot” 2013A, W 07/S 08

England (Harold Zarr - skip1955 “of” hotmail.com): Disband A Edinburgh.. A London Hold,

 F North Atlantic Ocean Supports F Western Mediterranean - Mid-Atlantic Ocean (*Void*).

France (Melinda Holley – genea5613 “of” aol.com): A Burgundy Supports A Marseilles,

 F English Channel – Belgium, F Holland Supports F English Channel – Belgium, A Kiel Supports A Munich,

 A Marseilles Hold, F Mid-Atlantic Ocean Hold, A Munich Supports A Kiel.

Italy (Hank Alme - almehj “of” alumni.rice.edu): F Gulf of Lyon Supports A Marseilles,

 A Portugal Supports F Spain(sc), F Spain(sc) Supports A Portugal, A Trieste Supports A Vienna,

 A Tyrolia Supports A Trieste, F Tyrrhenian Sea Supports F Gulf of Lyon, A Vienna Supports A Trieste,

 F Western Mediterranean Supports F Spain(sc).

Russia (Chris Babcock – cbabcock “of” asciiking.com ): NMR, plays 1 short.. A Berlin Hold,

 F Denmark Hold, A Edinburgh Hold, F North Sea Hold, A Norway Hold, F Norwegian Sea Hold, A Silesia Hold,

 F Skagerrak Hold, A Warsaw Hold.

Turkey (Larry Peery – peery “of” ix.netcom.com): F Aegean Sea Supports A Greece,

 A Albania Supports A Serbia, A Budapest Supports A Galicia, A Galicia Supports A Budapest,

 A Greece Supports A Albania, A Serbia Supports A Budapest, A Syria Hold.

 

All Draw Proposals Fail

Now Proposed – E/F/I/R/T, E/I/R/T.  Please vote.  NVR=No.

Deadline for F 08 Will Be August 26th at 7am My Time

 

PRESS

 

Eng – Europe: I will support my friend in Italy to the end.

 

Oceanside, CA: I've been busy working in the Peery Archives for the last month or so and it is amazing how much stuff I've collected over the past fifty years and then totally forgot about. I figure there's about 130 boxes to go through and I'm only through the first 30 or so. I had to do those first because they were on the patio and the patio is where I hosted my first PEERICON in 25 years over the Bastille Day weekend.

 

Even though we were competing with the World Cup Final on Sunday we still had a respectable turn out and an interesting game with eleven players (Some doubling up with two people playing one country proved interesting except for one H&W couple who by 1903 were no longer on speaking terms. Well, you know how those Italians are.).

 

My guests of honor was the legendary hobby figure Rod Walker and Mike Maston. The three of us and Adam Silverman have a total of over 150 years of hobby involvement and Dip playing. The game went until 1909 and Adam ended up with 11 centers and could have gotten 18 if we'd continued. Among other guests, attending by phone, were Walt Buchanan, the founder of Diplomacy World, and another hobby legend, Don Del Grande. A lot of history there. Our youngest player was 15, so the three generations attending spanned some 50 years of hobby history. I think everyone had a good time.

 

I put a lot of Diplomacy memorabilia out on display for people to oooh and aaah about. HRH Esmeralda was on display along with members of her family and pins and decorations she has collected in her nearly 45 years of travel on behalf of the hobby. Copies of DW from the first issue (40 years ago, I think) to the most recent were viewable and were my 17 different Diplomacy games, including the beautiful Claire Brosius Diplomacy Board that Claire embroidered for me back in the 1980s. This was only its second hobby viewing. The original PEERICON trophy (First one was in 1982.) was on display, and I was sadden to report that Game Towne, an early PEERICON supporter and sponsor, had gone out of business as a game store after some 35 years.

 

Like most of you I've been watching the news about the various airplanes crashing for this or that reason recently. None of this surprised me. In fact it shouldn't have surprised anyone because in actuality there have been 11 commercial jets shot down by aircraft, missile or ground fire since the 1970s including a previous incident in the Ukraine, one in Crimea, one in Azerbaijan, two in Siberia, one in the Straits of Hormuz, etc. etc. What always amazes me about these stories is the way the media covers them. No wonder the world is such a mess. We live in an age of 140 key strokes and 30 second soundbites.

 

Istanbul (Spring 1908): The Sultan stood on the ramparts of the Topkapi Palace which for four hundred years had been the home of Turkey's Sultans.

 

He much preferred it to the newer Dolmabahçe Palace that had been built at a huge cost in the 1850s by his grandfather who, after visiting Buckingham Palace, Versailles and Sans Souci decided he too needed something larger and grander than the old Topkapi. The new Palace was built on a filled in inlet on the Bosphorus that had been a mooring place for the Turkish Navy. In a modified Baroque style the palace was big (450,000 square feet) and heavy on marble and gold gilt. Although he had moved the court, the harem and the treasury to the new Palace the Sultan preferred to stay as far from it as he could for as much of the time as he could.

 

To complicate matters the Sultan had moved his personal family (as contrasted to his official family) to the Yildiz Palace in 1887 because of fear of an invasion of the Dolmabahce Palace from the water. Reflecting the dual personality of most of Turkey's rulers the Sultan on the one hand had his personal guard at the Yildiz dressed in modern uniforms and the latest weaponry imported from Germany and on the other hand built a large opera house and state-of-the-art porcelain factory connected to the Palace because, as he told his ministers, "All the European powers have modern porcelain factories so we must have one as well."

 

Still, he preferred the quiet serenity of the Topkapi and its libraries, surrounded by memories of the Ottoman's greatest days.

 

However, he still felt that the Topkapi and Yildiz were too large for his personal needs so he built a small (for a Sultan) pied a terre right on the Bosphorus shore beneath the walls of the Topkapi. The Abud Efendi Yalisi Uskadar, as it was known, had 18 rooms and 10 baths in a three-story, oak-framed property with walls of glass facing the Straits. It's flexible floorplan includes a Turkish bath, a sauna, swimming pool, pool house and private dock. The only access to the property was by boat or through a "secret" tunnel from inside the Topkapi that the Sultan had built by slave laborers who literally worked themselves to death on the project. 

 

Here's a picture of the Abud Efendi Yalisi Uskadar. If you're interested and have a spare $45 million it's on the market by Sterling Ackroyd of London according to the WSJ.

 

On the other hand, those of you interested in the Judiac/Christian/Islamic tradition may find this story a bit sad:

 

The sanctuary of Jama Naballa Jonas is another place that tradition says is Jonah's grave, near the city of Mosul (today in Iraq), near the ancient remnants of Nineveh. On one of the two most prominent mounds of Nineveh's ruins, rises the Mosque of the Prophet Yunus (previously a Nestorian-Assyrian Church). Jonah is believed to be buried there, where King Esarhaddon once built a palace. It is one of the most important mosques in Mosul and one of the few historic mosques that are found on the eastern side of the city. On July 21st, 2014, the tomb reported to be that of the prophet Jonah was destroyed by the Islamic State of Iraq.

 

And that's the way it is.

 

 


Woolworth II-D “Coney Island” 2013Bcb19, F 06

Austria (Secret): No units.

Balkans (Secret): A Pie S A Swi-Mar, A Tyr-Swi, A Tri-Tyr, F Alb S F Aeg-Ion, A Gre S F Alb.

England (Secret): F Eng-Bre, A Lon H.

France (Brad Wilson - fullfathomfive675 “of” gmail.com): NMR!  Ret F Ech-OTB..A Bur H,

 F Tun H(ret Alg,Wms,OTB).

Germany (Marc Ellinger - mellinger “of” bbdlc.com): A Ruh-Hol.

Italy (Secret): F Mao-Por, F Gol S F Wms-Mad, A Swi-Mar, A Nap-Rom, A Ven S F Alb-Tri(NSO),

 F Tys S F Ion-Tun.

Russia (Jim Burgess - jfburgess “of” gmail.com): F Gob-Bal, F Kie S F Gob-Bal, A Ber S F Kie, A Sil-Mun,

 A Mun-Bur, A Sev S A Rum.

Scandinavia (Geoff Kemp - ggeoff510 “of” aol.com): F Ice H, F Edi S F Nth, F Nth S A Den, A Den H.
Spain (Secret): NMR!  F Mad H(Destroyed), A Mar H(ret Gas,OTB), F Mor H, A Bel H, F Hol H.

Turkey (Hugh Polley – hapolley “of” yahoo.ca): F Aeg-Ion, A Rum H, A Mac H, F Wms-Mad, F Ion-Tun.

 

Deadline for W 06/S 07 is August 26th at 7am My Time

 

Supply Center Chart

 

Austria:                        None=0                                                            OUT!

Balkans            :           Ser, Gre, Bud, Vie, Tri, Swi=6                            Build 1

England:          Lon, Lpl, Bre=3                                                 Build 1

France:            Par=1                                                               Remove 1 or Even

Germany          None=0                                                            OUT!

Italy:                Nap, Ven, Rom, Cre, Mar, Por=6                        Even

Russia:             Mos, War, Sev, Stp, Gal, Ber, Kie, Mun=8          Build 2

Scand.:                        Nwy, Swe, Den, Edi, Ice=5                               Build 1

Spain:              Bel, Hol, Mor=3                                                 Remove 1 or Even

Turkey:                        Ank, Con, Smy, Bul, Rum, Mad, Tun=7             Build 2

 

PRESS

 

Unknown Player - Is this A gunboat game without email?  No one wants to make a deal?  Will Germany and France soon follow Austria off the board?

 

Scandinavia - Russia  'True, we don't talk much, mainly my fault, but we will.

 

Geoff - BOOB. True.  But no!

 

RUSSIA to 5 and DIMERS: We aren't the most talkative bunch, are we?

 

RUSSIA to SCANDINAVIA: Excuse me while I slip by to bop that stray Spaniard.

 

RUSSIA to FRANCE: You know how we love to speak French, here we come...

 


By Popular Demand

 

The goal is to pick something that fits the category and will be the "most popular" answer. You score points based on the number of entries that match yours. For example, if the category is "Cats" and the responses were 7 for Persian, 3 for Calico and 1 for Siamese, everyone who said Persian would get 7 points, Calico 3 and the lone Siamese would score 1 point. The cumulative total over 10 rounds will determine the overall winner. Anyone may enter at any point, starting with an equivalent point total of the lowest cumulative score from the previous round. If a person misses a round, they'll receive the minimum score from the round added to their cumulative total. In each round you may specify one of your answers as your Joker answer.  Your score for this answer will be doubled.  In other words, if you apply your Joker to category 3 on a given turn, and 4 other people give the same answer as you, you get 10 points instead of 5.  Players who fail to submit a Joker for any specific turn will have their Joker automatically applied to the first category. And, if you want to submit some commentary with your answers, feel free to.  The game will consist of 10 rounds, with the 10th round being worth double points.  A prize will be awarded to the winner.  Research is permitted, but cooperation or collusion between players is not!

Round 8 Categories

 

1.    A noise you hear at night.

2.    A golf club other than a putter.

3.    A Nobel prize category other than Peace.

4.    A sexually transmitted disease.

5.    The best month of the year.

 

Geoff Kemp scored a huge 66, while Brendan Whyte limped in with a 19.

 

Selected Comments By Category

 

Noise -   Richard Weiss “Toughest one for me is a noise I hear at night.  Mice, crickets, croakers, cats fighting, owls, house settling, snoring, traffic, cars, birds, roosters, music, talking, dogs.  Hmmm.  Depends if I'm in a motel.”  Dane Maslen “I'm hoping that enough of your readers will have partners who snore that 'snoring' will be a popular answer to 1.”  Richard Martin “Music, for all you Phantom of the Opera phans.”  Marc Ellinger “I thought about “bump”, from the old expression and then realized bump isn’t really a sound!” [[At least one player disagrees with you.]]

 

Club – Richard Weiss “I so want to say "Augusta National" for a golf club other than a putter.  Maybe I'll forego a point or two. Driver was my alternative.”  Dane Maslen “For number 2 my main worry is whether people will go for classes of club - e.g. 'wood', 'iron', 'wedge', etc - or for more specific answers, though I doubt that the wonderful obsolete names like 'brassie' and 'mashie niblick' will get a mention.”  Brendan Whyte “Tiger’s wood.”  Jim Burgess “This is difficult and may need Doug to be a bit flexible on how people refer to Crickets.”  Marc Ellinger “This is the club that starts the torture on the course, the putter at least puts an end to it…until you do it all over again!”

 

Nobel – Dane Maslen “For 3 it would be more natural for me to go for 'Physics' given my scientific background, but I'm assuming that 'Literature' will be a more popular answer to your readers in general.”  Rick Desper “Math.  Just kidding, there's no Nobel Prize in math.”  Marc Ellinger “Did you know they award the Nobel Prize for economics, that’s not science or art much more akin to a séance (especially since Obama became president!)”

 

STD – GM “Despite not being technically the same, I am treating HIV and AIDS as the same answer, since multiple players answered `HIV/AIDS’”  Dane Maslen “4 is the only easy category.  Yes, there are several others that readily spring to mind (or possibly are on the tip of the tongue), but this is surely the obvious answer.”

 

Month – Andy York “October (it's our birthdays!)”  Dane Maslen “I've no idea how most people will choose their answer, so I've gone with giving an honest answer.  For me the choice is between June and September as July and August are usually too hot for my liking, while April, May, and October are usually a mix of nice and horrid weather.  I suppose I could reasonably have answered 'November' as I spend its entirety in the Canaries so for me it could well be the best month of the year, but I think for most people in the Northern Hemisphere it must rate as one of the worst months of the year.”  Brendan Whyte “February, because it’s shortest.”  Jim Burgess “How the heck do I know what people will say here??”  Marc Ellinger “Cold weather, holidays, vacations, what a wonderful month!!”

 

 

Round 9 Categories

 

1.    A fish not generally kept as a pet.

2.    A character from “Yellow Submarine”

3.    A day of the week.

4.    A method of birth control.

5.    An American supermarket chain.

 

Deadline for Round 9 is August 26th at 7:00am my time

 


 


General Deadline for the Next Issue of Eternal Sunshine:  August 26th, 2014 at 7:00am my time.   Hope to See You Then!